Weddings are Dumb

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Weddings are Dumb
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As her expressions so succinctly puts it.

Open Wide!

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Open Wide!
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And say something pretty relevant about the importance of maintaing yourself during formal events.

NO, I Will Not Be Refused Appletinis

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NO, I Will Not Be Refused Appletinis
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So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.