Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
Polish those glasses and take a close look. These four-eyed memes and puns are loaded with laughs and and groans just waiting to be had. It will be quite the spectacle so make sure you don't blink, you'll miss it.
Merlot! The Humanity of this tragic scene! - Matty Malaprop
Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop