He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop
It's truly a punderful film. You all should see it if you haven't already! - Matty Malaprop
Merlot! The Humanity of this tragic scene! - Matty Malaprop
Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop
Without any corrective gear, my vision's fuzzier than an AT&T signal in the wilds of Montana. #rimshot - Matty Malaprop
Just make sure you don't mix him with Mean Mr. Mustard, and you'll be fine. - Matty Malaprop
