The Best Night

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The Best Night
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He just applied for a U.S. Passport.

Car Ride

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Car Ride
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I love how nonchalant he is about imitating oral sex, its like he's thinking about Power Point presentations.

Uncle Touchy

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Uncle Touchy
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Hey, I got your smile right here. - Uncle Touchy

NO, I Will Not Be Refused Appletinis

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NO, I Will Not Be Refused Appletinis
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So don't even try. I know my rights. It's Monday morning and I am an American.

Such A Cute....Couple?

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Such A Cute....Couple?
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I mean look at those thumbs, they are great I'd be happy too, Mr. Glasses.