Black Mesa Knows How to Pun!

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I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

But the Pubes Taste Forever

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But the Pubes Taste Forever
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I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

Super Punch-Out!!: Always a Beating

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Super Punch-Out!!: Always a Beating
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Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Perry Bible Fellowship

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

The Elder Scrolls LXXVIII

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The Elder Scrolls LXXVIII
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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop