But the Pubes Taste Forever

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cake,double meaning,homophone,lie,lye,Portal,urinal,urinal cake,video game
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I don't know about you punsters, but I've never been particularly GLaDOS when I've ended up eating a slice of urinal cake. - Matty Malaprop

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

Black Mesa Knows How to Pun!

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I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

People Totally Lost Their Heads When It First Came Out

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charles dickens,dance,dance dance revolution,france,la carmagnole,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding,video game
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Remember that part in "A Tale of Two Cities" where there's the fire and the wheel and the revolutionaries dancing to "La Carmagnole?" Yeah, it's kinda like that. - Matty Malaprop