Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop
Strange... I still prefer the Marvel character to this iteration. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop
Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Perry Bible Fellowship
Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop
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