He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

I chuckled, sure, but I'm pretty convinced most of these puns have a very short Half-Life. - Matty Malaprop

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Dude's gotta get his fire flower potting soil somewhere, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

Better or worse than death by cholera? DISCUSS. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, it ain't no Ice Climbers, but there's still some tough steez goin' down in that game! - Matty Malaprop

Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop