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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop
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Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.
Because one does not simply rocket-jump into Mordor. - Matty Malaprop
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