It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop
... and I don't think anybunny wants me crashing my Arwing on today's mission, right? - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop
Kid would have done well to remember that The World has one hell of a right cross. - Matty Malaprop
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