He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop
Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.
For Zero, decelerating in School Zones has always been a rather sworded affair. - Matty Malaprop
Oh come on, it can't hurt that bad. I think you're just being an Octopussy about this whole thing. - Matty Malaprop
What person is there to defend Sera against the Locust than a mustachio'd antihero clad in Wario Wear? - Matty Malaprop
Is your grasp on awakeness starting to get a little Slippy? A cup of our fresh-brewed java will have you Peppy in no time! - Matty Malaprop