Dude Brah, I'mma Kick You in the JNCOs

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bro,come at me bro,fighting,hwo,literalism,rhyming,similar sounding,Tekken,video game
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Tekken really is the Jersey Shore of fighting games when you stop and think about it... - Matty Malaprop

Force Quit

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force,force quit,instruction,manual,program,quit,school,star wars,video game
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Force Mindtrick This is not the program you want to close.

The Elder Scrolls LXXVIII

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computer,double meaning,elder,literalism,mouse,scroll,scrolling,the elder scrolls,video game
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It may have come 74 games later in the series, but discerning players all knew the second they played it that "The Elder Scrolls: Alzheimers" was really the spiritual successor to "Oblivion." - Matty Malaprop

Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.