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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Toothpaste for Dinner
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

Via: Not the Worst Comic
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I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop

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HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop