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class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

color,double meaning,literalism,slang,trash,white,white trash
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,jail,jail bait,literalism,slang
By xyzpdq1
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This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop

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