Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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bad,double meaning,literalism,shorthand,slang,vibes,vibraphone
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

Totes M'Goats

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goats,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,totes,totes mcgoats
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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

What a Strange Addiction...

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addiction,coca cola,coke,coke head,drugs,Japan,literalism,pop,problem,slang,soda
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Well No One Will Steal it From You Now...

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eggo,Hall of Fame,homophone,leggo my eggo,lego,literalism,slang,slogan,waffle
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

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convention,coon,gathering,literalism,prefix,raccoon,similar sounding,slang
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

The Best Dar

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radar,gaydar,slang,symbolism,rainbow
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Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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awesome,cat,double meaning,Hall of Fame,jive,miles,miles davis,poster,question,slang,win
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop