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colloquialism,double meaning,label,literalism,pepperoni,pizza,sick,slang,uncured
By miloh
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

actually,answer,double meaning,jealous,jelly,jellz,literalism,question,slang,yes,you jelly
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It's actually refreshing, that question. Everyone just assumes I'm jam or preserves and moves on with it! Do you know how much it hurts to live your life misclassified? - Matty Malaprop

class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
By Unknown
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

bad,double meaning,literalism,shorthand,slang,vibes,vibraphone
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

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