Awwwww, that tower is simply adarable! - Matty Malaprop

HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop

I'm 90 percent sure I've already classic'd this particular comic, BUT I DON'T EVEN CARE BECAUSE IT'S DA BESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS. - Matty Malaprop

It's a pretty sweet mattress, to be sure, but the way it crunches whenever a cinnaman is over is a little awkward... - Matty Malaprop

In the end, he wound up in a holding Duracell, but he tried to stay positive about the whole messy affair. - Matty Malaprop

Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop