He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

Must Be From Montana

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color,double meaning,literalism,slang,trash,white,white trash
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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awesome,cat,double meaning,Hall of Fame,jive,miles,miles davis,poster,question,slang,win
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaand Cue That GODAWFUL AND UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS Whistling

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alcohol,jager,jagermeister,literalism,maroon 5,mick jagger,moves like jagger,similar sounding,slang,song
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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop