You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop
If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop
No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop
I really, really, really DNHate this pun. - Matty Malaprop
Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop
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