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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

50 cent,double meaning,fiddy,Fifty Cent,fifty shades of grey,literalism,nickname,shoop,slang
Via: The American Kid
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

ambition,cut,double meaning,failure,goal,literalism,slang,tool
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

class,docs,doctors,double meaning,homophones,literalism,medics,pair,paradox,slang,Team Fortress 2
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I mean, if he can stitch up a Rhino, then certainly he should have no trouble doing the same thing to a Heavy, right? - Matty Malaprop

cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
Via: Ancient-Goon
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

barbecue,Barbie,bbq,doll,double meaning,idiom,literalism,shrimp,slang
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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

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