You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!

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You Gotta Rac Up Those Donation Dollars Somehow!
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You won't ever catch me at something like this. Personally I think these kind of people are bandits — the whole lot of them! - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?

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Maybe You Can Coax Him Out of Hiding With Some B•tches Brew?
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If he seems mopey when you find him, don't worry too much about it. He's always been Kind of Blue. - Matty Malaprop

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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You Can Find it in a Club Near You
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Should Shed That Title...

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Maybe You Should Shed That Title...
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop