He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

Well No One Will Steal it From You Now...

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eggo,Hall of Fame,homophone,leggo my eggo,lego,literalism,slang,slogan,waffle
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

NO.

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bond,codependency,connected,connection,Hall of Fame,joined,lego,legos,let go,no,refusal,slang
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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

Aaaaaaaaaand Cue That GODAWFUL AND UNBEARABLY OBNOXIOUS Whistling

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alcohol,jager,jagermeister,literalism,maroon 5,mick jagger,moves like jagger,similar sounding,slang,song
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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

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