HEYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. - Matty Malaprop
If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop
It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop
Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop
After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop
Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop
Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop
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