It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Jail Bait

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double meaning,jail,jail bait,literalism,slang
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This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop

These Letters Are Always Pretty Crappy

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colloquialism,dear john letter,deer,double meaning,johns,letters,literalism,slang
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.

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double meaning,grill,literalism,sausage,slang
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!

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bohemian rhapsody,Edgar Allan Poe,Hall of Fame,literalism,lyrics,poe,poor,queen,similar sounding,slang
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!