This is just so incredibly self-evident, and I'm just so incredibly mortified by this kind of mildly fetishistic humor. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, PEOPLE WHO VOTED FOR THIS KIND OF THING. - Matty Malaprop
Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop
Perhaps our submitter should think about helping them up as they fall, instead of exploiting their misfortune for the purposes of punmanship?
Oh who am I kidding? A good pun is its own reword. - Matty Malaprop
If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop
Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop
I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
You can has moar goggies over here!
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