He Made You Some Hotdogs, But He Eated Them

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dogs,double meaning,grill,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,up
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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

You Can Find it in a Club Near You

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50 cent,double meaning,fiddy,Fifty Cent,fifty shades of grey,literalism,nickname,shoop,slang
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No, E. L. James, I do NOT ever ever ever want to lick your lollipop. - Matty Malaprop

Now We Know How She Got Pregnant...

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hulk smash,jersey shore,marvel,similar sounding,slang,smush,snooki,the hulk
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I mean, only gamma-enhanced semen could penetrate her alcoholic lining, OBVIOUSLY. - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

Shrimp on the Barbie

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barbecue,Barbie,barbie doll,double meaning,literalism,shrimp,slang
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Looks to me like Barbie finally got some tail! - Matty Malaprop