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abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

cereal,double meaning,homophone,kicks,kix,literalism,shoes,slang
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Air Jordans might be more expensive, but this guy knows you can't beat shoes that are kid-tested and mother-approved! - Matty Malaprop

alcohol,jager,jagermeister,literalism,maroon 5,mick jagger,moves like jagger,similar sounding,slang,song
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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

colloquialism,double meaning,label,literalism,pepperoni,pizza,sick,slang,uncured
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

goats,Hall of Fame,literalism,slang,totes,totes mcgoats
By Belly Bellerton
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It's actually a colloquial shortening from the original Welsh phrase "Toteselesq'atabargrileshmidoo Mc'mwangborgoddul Goatsempriq'attlattl." THE MORE YOU KNOW. - Matty Malaprop

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