Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.

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Ugh, He's Seriously the BrautWORST.
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If I were you, I'd totally roast this guy for the 'tude he's giving you right now, bro. - Matty Malaprop

Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder

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Post-Traumatic Bake Disorder
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!

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I (Tell-Tale) Heart This Song!
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Bohemian and rhapsodic aren't the first words I usually use to describe Poe's body of work, but if the song fits, wear it? - Matty Malaprop

The Seventh Book Really is a Joke

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The Seventh Book Really is a Joke
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After all, I was Rowling in my seat in agony after I finished the epilogue... - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though

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It's Not the Kind You're Thinking of, Though
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

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