Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop
... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose a stopped bottle of wine is a bit less inviting than an unstopped one... - Matty Malaprop
... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop
Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop
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