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... but just long enough to blanche them. If you Kendoll the flame too much, you might singe their blonde tips! - Matty Malaprop

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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

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Further proof that the hazards of wiener dog ownership are many and varied. - Matty Malaprop

You can has moar goggies over here!

alcohol,jager,jagermeister,literalism,maroon 5,mick jagger,moves like jagger,similar sounding,slang,song
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Do you think if I shatter a Maroon 5 CD like a Jäger bottle, I'll wake up hungover and realize the existence of that song was just a bad, drunk dream? Fingers and liver crossed... - Matty Malaprop

colloquialism,dear john letter,deer,double meaning,johns,letters,literalism,slang
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Oh... I SEE IT'S FUNNY B/C OUTHOUSES AND DEER SIGNS AND LETTER-SHAPE-THINGS. - Matty Malaprop

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