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dogs,dope,double meaning,insult,lolcats,slang
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Fortunately (unfortunately?), man's best friend is more or less man's worst drug. Unless you're a crazy dog person, but that's just silly. - Matty Malaprop

Love LOLcats? Who doesn't?! There are so many more over here!

eggo,Hall of Fame,homophone,leggo my eggo,lego,literalism,slang,slogan,waffle
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I remember one time in college when I saw a "Leggo my Eggo!" commercial after having just finished a paper on Friedrich Nietzsche, and in my state of post-essay exhaustion I misheard the quote as "Leggo my Ego!" and was thoroughly creeped out and confused. #CoolStoryBro - Matty Malaprop

color,double meaning,literalism,slang,trash,white,white trash
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Just kidding Montana you know I love you! ... but seriously Gallatin Gateway you're like two trucker hats away from a redneck convention. - Matty Malaprop

abbreviation,cookies,double meaning,gingerbread,gingerbread man,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,nam,nom,slang,veteran,Vietnam
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It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop

bond,codependency,connected,connection,Hall of Fame,joined,lego,legos,let go,no,refusal,slang
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You can't expect to be joined at the bit with someone without running into a few codependency issues... - Matty Malaprop

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