Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop
... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop
Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop
I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop
Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop
Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.
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