misinterpretation

elton john,literalism,lyrics,misinterpretation,similar sounding,tiny dancer,tony danza
By Unknown
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Don't worry, Elton. There's no doubt in my mind that he'll lay you down in sheets of linen... - Matty Malaprop

date,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,perfect
Via: Reddit
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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop

addiction,cat,catholic,Hall of Fame,holic,misinterpretation,mistake,nuns,sign,suffix
Via: Bec Hill
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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

wanted,feels,feeling,psychiatry,misinterpretation,literalism,flashback,reminiscing,double meaning,i know that feel
By Eliisa ( Via: Valleycats)
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Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop

brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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