Cover Me!

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Cover Me!
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These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)

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Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)
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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

He's a Very Obedient Boy

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He's a Very Obedient Boy
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Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop