No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast!

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No, I Meant Let's Make a Toast! View Fullscreen
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Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop

You Should Have Read the Fine Print!

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You Should Have Read the Fine Print!
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I was expecting more singing... or Simba... or, well, okay, I guess this makes sense but I am NOT happy about it! - Matty Malaprop

Something Like That, Sure

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Something Like That, Sure
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Does this particular watt of lightbulb make my butt look big? - Matty Malaprop

I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Books Let the Imagination Run Free... And Sometimes That's a Weird Thing.

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Books Let the Imagination Run Free... And Sometimes That's a Weird Thing.
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This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop

Don't Press the Issue, Man. He's Down on His Luck Right Now.

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Don't Press the Issue, Man. He's Down on His Luck Right Now.
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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop

What a Scandalous Selfie!

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What a Scandalous Selfie!
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Are you sure that doesn't go against the Facebook ToS agreement? I only ask out of concern! - Matty Malaprop