Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop
Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop
This was apparently drawn by a 10-year-old, and that's awesome. Except said 10-year-old is way better at art than me, and that's really sad. :( - Matty Malaprop
But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop
I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop
Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop
"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop
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