Feeling Wanted

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Feeling Wanted
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Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

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WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?
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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop

Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly

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Because a Subtracter Would Just be Silly
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Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT, Nick Grabbe

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ICWUDT, Nick Grabbe
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Except who am I even kidding? I worked for a newspaper for long enough to know that staff writers ALMOST NEVER write headlines. Mostly because they suck at it, but also because editors are way too control-freakish to allow that sort of thing. #SpeakingFromExperience - Matty Malaprop

He Finally Did it!

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He Finally Did it!
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-