Now That's How You Perform an Exorcism!

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demon,exercise,exorcise,exorcism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop

You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...

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bison,brand,dyson,FAIL,literalism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

Not What I Meant Not What I Meant NOT WHAT I MEANT

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false expectations,misinterpretation,Pirate,literalism,booty,double meaning
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I keep trying to come up with a pun related to doubloons, but I'm kind of drawing a blank. HALP PLS COMMENTERS? - Matty Malaprop

Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment

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double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,request,revenge,take him out
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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

Hi Jack!

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Talk about classics, I wish they made more movies with such puns.