I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer

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I Honestly Don't Know Which One I'd Prefer
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And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop

Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car

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Just Installed Two 12-Inch Subs in My Car
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What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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But Why Would One Ever Want to?
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game

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I Always Knew Football Was a Thinking Man's Game
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Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop

Well, He Did Ask...

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Well, He Did Ask...
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop