The Truth Will Set You Free... From Employment

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Oh, You Said HEARING? Well This is Awkward...

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I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop

Tie Die

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Sentry Going Up...

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Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop

Well, He Did Ask...

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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

Now That's How You Perform an Exorcism!

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demon,exercise,exorcise,exorcism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Yo, listen Hotchkiss, I know you think your joke is stupid, but I think my life would feel less full had it never seen the light of day. You may want to work on your pushup form drawing, though. - Matty Malaprop

The Land Before Time

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