And then she shouted "BAYER WITH ME!" ... and everyone turned into aspirin. - Matty Malaprop
What, you were expecting a photo of a sick sound system? I ain't got that kind of money! - Matty Malaprop
I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop
Well at least his natural response to your command wasn't simply to bend over... - Matty Malaprop
Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop
Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop
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