These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop
Though I suppose all snakes are dividers, when you stop and think about it. - Matty Malaprop
Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop
Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop
I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop
It even Vegemited one time... talk about a weird day at the office! - Matty Malaprop
... dromedary digit? #PlayingDumb - Matty Malaprop
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