Or Perhaps Very Right

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Or Perhaps Very Right
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Sure, you may be doing it wrong in the world of language, but you're doing it right in The House of Yes. - Matty Malaprop

Word Choice... WORD CHOICE!

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Word Choice... WORD CHOICE!
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OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop

Your Wish is My Command

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Your Wish is My Command
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I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop

Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend

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Cuz Dime-ins Are a Girl's Best Friend
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In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop

Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)

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Bad Puns! (The Comic) (The Movie?) (Based on the Hit Video Game?)
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Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop