So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little

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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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I Know Him Too!

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He's a really nice dude. We go over to his place every Sunday to play his old refurbished Pachinko machine! - Matty Malaprop

I'm Sure He'll B Fine

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And in this strange universe, I before E except after C takes on a whole new level of relevance and urgency. - Matty Malaprop