Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop
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ZOMG I'VE BEEN SAYING IT WRONG SINCE THE LATE '90S!!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop
Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop
TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
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