High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop
KATERS GONNA KATE. - Matty Malaprop
F*ing vowels, HOW DO THEY WORK? - Matty Malaprop
I don't think I wood ever be able to forgive the kind of person who would do this in my apartment's bathroom. - Matty Malaprop
In fairness, I imagine this was a bit easier to create than your typical candied castle. More full of drama and tension, too! - Matty Malaprop
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