THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!

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THIS IS ALL JUST ONE BIG MISUNDERSTANDING!
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Are you sure your friend is baking a cake? Or are the beaters here because she's whipping up a hearty breakfast featuring a big ol' stack of quaffles? #GROAN - Matty Malaprop

Kimono Dragon

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Kimono Dragon
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I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

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THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.
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ZOMG I'VE BEEN SAYING IT WRONG SINCE THE LATE '90S!!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment

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Revenge is a Dish Best Served at a Fine Dining Establishment
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Even if the date doesn't go well, at least you're gonna get an awesome filet mignon out of the deal! - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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Does What it Says on the Label
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop