I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop
Why is she being scolded for her behavior? I just don't see what the problem is here! - Matty Malaprop
I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Give the man a break! Analrapy is a terribly taxing profession! - Matty Malaprop
Moar gifs over here!
In the case of these finger-flairs, they really are a dime a dozen! - Matty Malaprop
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