misinterpretation

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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop

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The whole affair turned especially awkward when he found out the nuns were more than a little repulsed by his cat hole licking fetish. - Matty Malaprop

Do you want more feline funny? We haz dat for you here!

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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 (Via Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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If you're going to go around crushing tongues' spirits, you could stand to at least do it with a little more taste, bud! - Matty Malaprop