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Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop
I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop
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Ugh, where is Heavy when you need him? - Matty Malaprop
I don't think I wood ever be able to forgive the kind of person who would do this in my apartment's bathroom. - Matty Malaprop
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