And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop
"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop
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Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop
"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
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