Whatever! Whatever! I Do What I Want!

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sign,printing,disobedience,misinterpretation,slides,no,double meaning
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F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

Note to Self: Never Speak to Gladys Again

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creepy,cryptic,hang out,hanging,misinterpretation,noose,nooses
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Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

Such Was His Delivery From Evil

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double meaning,free,guarantee,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,pizza,promise
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I think I would have enjoyed this story a bit more if I hadn't been completely sauced when I read it. - Matty Malaprop

He Finally Did it!

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cliché,hands,literalism,look,misinterpretation,mom,no,no hands
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How's that old saying go again? "Amputation is its own reward?" - Mat- Malapr-

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