Oh, You Said HEARING? Well This is Awkward...

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I mean, do you have any idea how much it costs to order a custom herring-sized spiked collar!? - Matty Malaprop

It's Like Magic!

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Further proof that money solves ALL problems. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

It's Most Hipsters' Favorite Shape!

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Yeah man, it's a very wobbly polygon lacking any semblance of straight lines. You've probably never heard of it. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Sign

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Ambiguous language? Stuffy, hot rooms? Laundromats and pr0n films are totally the same thing! - Matty Malaprop

Puns... Puns Everywhere.

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Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop