I don't think that's the reaction his reading material was hoping to inspire... - Matty Malaprop

These guys just won't quit! They'll keep coming at us until they're blanketed with fire! - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Anonymous says: "Found this on a E-Learning course at my job."

Yo, Anonymous, I get that you dig the whole being secretive thing, but if you'll let me know who you are I'll gladly credit you on this post! - Matty Malaprop

F@%$ the system! Slide on you crazy diamond! Et cetera! - Matty Malaprop

Malls really do showcase the darkest depths of humanity, to be quite fair. - Matty Malaprop

I don't know, maybe a basic understanding of the difference between a komodo and a kimono? - Matty Malaprop

What? Do you want an ocarina with a complete songbook while I'm at it? Kids these days... - Matty Malaprop