My Favorite Neil Diamond Song

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Hall of Fame,ham,hams,hand,hands,literalism,lyrics,mii,misinterpretation,similar sounding,song,wii
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Wait... are you trying to tell me that song isn't about delicious pork-based noms? That's just crazy talk! - Matty Malaprop

He's a Very Obedient Boy

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double meaning,go,Hall of Fame,literalism,loophole,misinterpretation,outside,play
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Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

Your Wish is My Command

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validate,parking,literalism,double meaning,snarky,misinterpretation
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I mostly just want to avoid getting ticketed and/or towed... but your kind words really did make my day, ma'am! - Matty Malaprop

Note to Self: Never Speak to Gladys Again

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creepy,cryptic,hang out,hanging,misinterpretation,noose,nooses
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Something tells me Gladys and GLaDOS might be one and the same... - Matty Malaprop

People Are Disgusting

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double meaning,gross,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,not gross,stool,toilet
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I don't think I wood ever be able to forgive the kind of person who would do this in my apartment's bathroom. - Matty Malaprop

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