YOU FOOL! THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT AT ALL!

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YOU FOOL! THAT'S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT AT ALL!
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WHAT FRESH, FEATHERY HELL HATH YOU WROUGHT, YOU BEING OF ENDLESS MISINTERPRETATION?? - Matty Malaprop

But Why Would One Ever Want to?

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But Why Would One Ever Want to?
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I mean seriously people, this isn't the damn Labyrinth we're talking about! And if David Bowie isn't waiting for me pelvis-out in a beautiful codpiece when I go through a door, well then I don't want to go through that door at all! - Matty Malaprop

It's Like Magic!

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Further proof that money solves ALL problems. - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little

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So Funny, I Think I Peed a Little
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Punmaster TylerBargerhuff says: "When a common question is asked to a 'not so common' person, a funny response usually follows."

My colon is not the thing that needs sprucing up, thankyouverymuch! - Matty Malaprop

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