Being a Chemist is Serious Bismuth

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And to think, all he wanted to do was help that poor kid pass his test... - Matty Malaprop

Something Like That, Sure

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And How Does Timmy's Proclivity for Falling Down Wells Make You Feel?

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"And you know what's the worst part of it, Doc? The worst of it is I save that sniveling little brat every other day it seems, and I've yet to even see a single milkbone for my troubles!" - Matty Malaprop

Museum Security is SUCH a Buzzkill

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"But officer, I was just showing him my Mona Lisas!" - Matty Malaprop

Oh Animaniacs...

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Well would you look at that! This one's also available as one o' dem dere movin' pictures... - Matty Malaprop

Sound Logic is Sound

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The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop