Old Lady Who?

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art,dying,imitation,misinterpretation,not really a pun but oh w,not really a pun but oh well,sound,yodeling
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Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop

I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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Awkward,employer,have,have a seat,interview,job,misinterpretation,prospect,seat
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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

The Perfect Date

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date,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,perfect
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High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop

His Rates Are Just to Die for

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,misinterpretation,photographers,photography,shoot,shooting
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Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop

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Everything is Sexy

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context,double meaning,facebook,Hall of Fame,innuendo,leading statements,literalism,misinterpretation,pickup lines
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

Feeling Wanted

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wanted,feels,feeling,psychiatry,misinterpretation,literalism,flashback,reminiscing,double meaning,i know that feel
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Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop

Or Perhaps Very Right

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doing it right,doing it wrong,grammar,kelsey grammer,literalism,misinterpretation,spelling,Tori Spelling
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Sure, you may be doing it wrong in the world of language, but you're doing it right in The House of Yes. - Matty Malaprop