I Wonder if They'll Call Back...

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I Wonder if They'll Call Back...
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Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop

We Laughed! We Cried! We Were Ashamed!

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We Laughed! We Cried! We Were Ashamed!
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What he's trying to say is: She really is that ugly. - Matty Malaprop

Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?

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Think Big. No, Bigger. Wait, Too Big. Reign it in a Bit, Will Ya?
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I was really just curious why you showed up for work three hours late, but let's slap a patent on these bad boys and go to town! - Matty Malaprop

Well, He Did Ask...

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Well, He Did Ask...
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Minus the mange and the crooked tail, this man's depiction of the mutt in question is DEAD on. - Matty Malaprop

What a Chernobyl Concept!

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What a Chernobyl Concept!
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I don't think that's the reaction his reading material was hoping to inspire... - Matty Malaprop