Say what you will about the fine art of yodeling, but I can't help feeling like those adept at it were truly leiderhosed with regards to their style of musical expertise. - Matty Malaprop
Sadly, this isn't the first time he sat his pants during an important interview... - Matty Malaprop
High expectations are one thing, but date-specific expectations? Come on now, that's just unrealistic! - Matty Malaprop
Don't worry; he's an expert at 'shopping out the gunshot wounds. - Matty Malaprop
"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop
Man, I gotta get me a frontier psychiatrist of my own. His sessions seem WAY more interesting than those of your run-of-the-mill shrink! - Matty Malaprop
Sure, you may be doing it wrong in the world of language, but you're doing it right in The House of Yes. - Matty Malaprop
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