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By Dave (Via: phuneecalmix.tumblr.com)
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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

fibonacci,literalism,math,nachos,pattern,sequence,shape,similar sounding,suffix
Via: Tiffany Ford
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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

dollars,gazillion,gorilla,math,money,numbers,paycheck,quantity,similar sounding,suffix
By Unknown
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

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