College Parties Are SO Predictable

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costume,double entendre,equation,hammer,hammered,innuendo,literalism,math,nailed,tool
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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Divided Islam I Suppose

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double meaning,Hall of Fame,islam,literalism,math,mathematics,radical,root
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With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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dollars,gazillion,gorilla,math,money,numbers,paycheck,quantity,similar sounding,suffix
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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Every Mathematician's Bling Dream

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accessory,Bling,fashion,fibonacci,literalism,math,mathematics,sequence,Sequins,similar sounding
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For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop

Crystal Math

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Not Even Once,Ad Campaign,meth,crystal,similar sounding,math,letter swap
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Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop