I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop
A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop
For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop
Brought to you by my inimitable home state Montana, where both math and meth are big big problems. #SELFBURNSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH - Matty Malaprop
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