Hessian Matrix

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Hessian Matrix
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

... IDGI?

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... IDGI?
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Punmaster Kenny says: "Asian professor always say: Raprass Transform."

That's all fine and well, Punmaster Kenny... but WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? #IgnorantModeratorIsIgnorant #Plz2ExplainThis2Me - Matty Malaprop

Every Mathematician's Bling Dream

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Every Mathematician's Bling Dream
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For added fun, try blinging out your girlfriend's sunflower broach with these suckers! Recursive accessorizing FTW! - Matty Malaprop

It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves

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It's Only Because He Admires Your Curves
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Sometimes you just need someone to walk with on the mean streets... because you're dead in the middle of oncoming traffic and whatnot, and it's nice to have a human shield standing by. - Matty Malaprop

For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring

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For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring
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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop