How I Feel on Payday

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

For Anyone Who Thinks Math Jokes Arboring

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I bet that square is nine, because its root looks like tree to me! - Matty Malaprop

They Taste Mathemagical!

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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop