ICWUDT, Math Textbook

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

I Find Your Argument Wholly Irrational!

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Seems to me like these to just can't see i-to-pi. - Matty Malaprop

They Taste Mathemagical!

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You'd be surprised how sensical this is. The Fibonacci sequence actually acts as a very accurate measure of the way in which humans eat nachos. First you take one, then another one, then another two, then three, then five... and on and on until the plate is empty and you curl up in a fetal position and start weeping wondering what have you done with your life but more importantly WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH ALL THE DELICIOUS NACHOS. - Matty Malaprop

How I Feel on Payday

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A nice robust paycheck never fails to unrustle my jimmies. - Matty Malaprop

Hessian Matrix

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Punmaster Kenny says: "Them Hessians were a determinant of the American Revolutionary War."

Agreed, Kenny, agreed. And while I admire their efforts on the whole, I really do think their whole approach to the conflict was a bit too two-dimensional to be truly effective. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Divided Islam I Suppose

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With all the internal turmoil happening over in the Middle East, I worry their faith system might be stuck at square root one. - Matty Malaprop