Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

If Life Gives You Melons...

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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

And Now He's Hearing His Death Shrapknell

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No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop