Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!

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That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!
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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

If Life Gives You Melons...

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If Life Gives You Melons...
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Oh lame pnu cono... what would we here at So Mcuh Pnu ever do withtou oyu? - Matty Malaprop

Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

And Now He's Hearing His Death Shrapknell

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And Now He's Hearing His Death Shrapknell
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No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop