That's Crate to Hear!

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chest,items,Lame Pun Coon,saving,similar sounding,successfully
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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accident,axe,Lame Pun Coon,prefix
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Should Have Slept On It

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dawn,dawned,double meaning,Lame Pun Coon,literalism,sun
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You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

AGAIN, LPC??

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double meaning,dressing,gifs,groan-inducing,Hall of Fame,indecent exposure,Lame Pun Coon,salad,without
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THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop

That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!

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chinese,food,homophone,Lame Pun Coon,literalism,restaurant,similar sounding,so,tso
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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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before,club,Hall of Fame,her,herbivore,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vegetarian
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop