You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop
Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop
People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop
And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop
You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop
Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop
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