Sounds Like They Eunuched Something During the Surgery

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vast,difference,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vas deferens,vasectomy
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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe You Should Have Slept On It

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dawn,dawned,double meaning,Lame Pun Coon,literalism,sun
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You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop

Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!

Lame Drawn Coon

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DIY,double meaning,drawn,drawn out,handmade,Lame Pun Coon,meme,pencil,process
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And despite the care and nuance put into the effort, the results are sadly very black and white. - Matty Malaprop

That's Sew Like You, Lame Pun Coon!

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longform-ish,variations on a theme,Lame Pun Coon,seamlessly,strung,sewing
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I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

Then She Grilled Me About the Meeting

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before,club,Hall of Fame,her,herbivore,Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,vegetarian
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I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop

Wears Waldo

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wheres waldo,waldo,stripes,spotted,Lame Pun Coon
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I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop