Most of them were great while they were giving blood. Except for Lame Pun Coon, who couldn't stop making his O face for some unknown reason... - Matty Malaprop

I always try hard to chuckle at Lame Pun Coon memes, but I can't shake this feeling that his particular brand of humor only applies to a very knitche market... - Matty Malaprop

One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

Oh, those terrorists and their turbane opinions... - Matty Malaprop

I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

I'mma just say it: Where's Waldo is actually lamer than the Lame Pun Coon. So I guess that makes this work, but it also hurts my soul. - Matty Malaprop

No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop