Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."
Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
This isn't the first time you've draped a story in untruth, Lame Pun Coon... - Matty Malaprop
Don't be mean; BE MEME! Animal Memes is just a click away!
THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I'VE POSTED BAIL FOR YOU THIS WEEK. WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? FOUL BACHELOR FROG?? - Matty Malaprop
I played along though, in hopes she would leek information that I could relay to the campus carnivores. - Matty Malaprop
You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop
You should have seen his face when he figured it out! The realization left him beaming! - Matty Malaprop
You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop