In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop
What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop
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Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop
Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop
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