Wamp Wamp...

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Wamp Wamp...
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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches

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Lame Pun Coon is Always Brutal With His 1-2 Punches
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People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

That's Crate to Hear!

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That's Crate to Hear!
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

HEEEEEEEEEEY!

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HEEEEEEEEEEY!
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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop

The Least They Could Do is Wait Until Friday

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The Least They Could Do is Wait Until Friday
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Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop