What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop

You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop

Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop