Lame Pun Coon

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I mean sure, it drags in some places, but it's pretty great for a light, easy read! - Matty Malaprop

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You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop

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One of them doesn't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy, whereas the other just gets the shaft in that department. - Matty Malaprop

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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop

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