Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

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Lame Pun Coon,similar sounding,herbivore,vegetarian
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

That's Au Jus the Way I Like it!

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chinese,food,homophone,Lame Pun Coon,literalism,restaurant,similar sounding,so,tso
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Now that I think about it, putting au jus on tso chicken sounds downright dreadful... I think I just killed all my taste buds with my post title... - Matty Malaprop

The Least They Could Do is Wait Until Friday

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Lame Pun Coon,december 21,mayan prophecy,foreshadowing
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Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop

And Now He's Hearing His Death Shrapknell

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de,defeated,feeted,homophone,Lame Pun Coon,landmine,literalism,prefix,stepped
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No coon is safe from the danger of getting absolutely rac'd in combat. - Matty Malaprop

MIND = BLOWN

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spotted,pattern,Lame Pun Coon,stripes,waldo,double meaning
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You can check in on him as much as you want, but you're always going to get out-plaid. - Matty Malaprop