You know what they say... you can't have a wedding without a bride and gloom. - Matty Malaprop
People like you make Lame Pun Coon sick, and he hopes you all 12-sided die. - Matty Malaprop
In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop
Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop
What I did there... DO YOU SEE IT? - Matty Malaprop
Just wait 24 more hours, people. Then you can lose your ish all over the place, and I'll only judge you the standard amount! - Matty Malaprop
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