That's Crate to Hear!

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That's Crate to Hear!
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In my family, we'd get our ears boxed if we didn't keep track of our belongings. - Matty Malaprop

Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?

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Was Your Unintelligibility Also Axedental?
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Punmaster Weirdgomita says: "This is a Tobuscus reference."

Um... never heard of Tobuscus. All I know is "Sorry for take off your wood" is not the clearest sentence I've ever heard in my life. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?

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Maybe Vegan Go on a Date?
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Just be a good guy and don't broccoli-d her on, okay LPC? - Matty Malaprop

HEEEEEEEEEEY!

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HEEEEEEEEEEY!
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Introducing Fonzie's younger, similarly sound-bited cousin: Ponzi. - Matty Malaprop