Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

Crucifixion Schmoosifixion

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Happy Easter, Punmasters!

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On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Jesus Saves

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...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Limburgered

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Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

Church Mice

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And on the Third Day, He Will Regret the Color He Decided On

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