Sh*t is Strong, Man

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Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop

YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY

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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Limburgered

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Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

Jesus Saves!

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What, did you think he was a miracle worker or something? - Matty Malaprop