Jesus Saves

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...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY

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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

Jesus Saves!

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What, did you think he was a miracle worker or something? - Matty Malaprop

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