jesus

Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

I'm beginning to notice a theme in Whyatt's work... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Tim Whyatt

What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop