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Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Barbacoa's: Where confession and concession meet in holy meltrimony. - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop

...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop