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Jesus is a figure in ancient history that is the focal point of one of the largest religions in the world. So it's natural tat any number of jokes and memes come out of a being so famous and well-known. From RaptorJesus to classic memes, there's something for everyone for the father of Christianity.

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Someone Better Get Running

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Um... K.

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What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

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Hallowed Brie Thy Name

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And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop

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Jesus Saves

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...by picking up his robes and crowns of thorns at second-hand stores the world over! - Matty Malaprop

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Happy Easter, Punmasters!

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On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

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Sh*t is Strong, Man

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Jesus throws a crazy good party. You really have to be there to understand. - Matty Malaprop

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De Nada.

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Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

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22 Memes That Are As Funny As They Are Offensive

Y'all better ask for Jesus' forgiveness after laughing at these. 

And here some more offensive memes:

And here are your memes...

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YOU KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT TONY

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I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

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18 Funny Tweets To Get You Laughing Out Loud

We wish that we were clever enough to come up with these tweets! Laugh out loud with some more Funny Tweets and even funnier tweets. 

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You Guys Are Even Better At This Than Jesus!

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I'm beginning to notice a theme in Whyatt's work... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Tim Whyatt

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