jesus

Can't we just not do it and make a Pinterest post saying we did instead? - Matty Malaprop

Water into wine? Pssssk. Try untillable soil into crops. - Matty Malaprop

What, did you think he was a miracle worker or something? - Matty Malaprop

On this lovely holiday, let us all take a moment to marvel at the astonishing craftsmanship that went into making these eggs... and then add our critiques about how Jesus's hands are missing stake-holes and etc. - Matty Malaprop

Cheezburger wishes you a Hoppy Easter! Click here for all kinds of Easter goodies!

I don't know if the guy in this picture is actually named Tony. I'm just guessing here. He strikes me as a Tony. Or maybe as a Randall... unclear. - Matty Malaprop

To be saved is the goalie of all good Christians. - Matty Malaprop

And on the third day, Cheesus rose from the bottom shelf, and it was gouda. - Matty Malaprop