double meaning

classic double meaning literalism plane snakes snakes on a plane - 6568049408
By Sup123
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It's been done a dozen times, I know, but Samuel L. Jackson keeps threatening physical harm against me every time I express uncertainty about posting puns that could be related to him... and so that's why this is here now OH GOD SAMMY I'M SORRY NO I DON'T THINK YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS LOOK LIKE A B*TCH. - Matty Malaprop

here chicks literalism pick up picking up chicks double meaning - 6725505536
By xyzpdq1
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And here I thought you needed tact and self-confidence... clearly I'm a damn fool! - Matty Malaprop

unbearable jokes bear becoming double meaning - 6718572288
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Worry not, they'll head into hibernation soon enough! - Matty Malaprop

bob marley double meaning jamming literalism name old joke is old printer reason - 6566066944
By Will Johnston
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Maybe we can pick out whatever keeps stopping it up with some redemption tongs? - Matty Malaprop