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The boys always say that an ol' ironsides like myself should be able to wedge in two or three beers before getting behind the wheel, but I know that kind of peer pressure is always a total (sand)trap. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

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Granted, he might be obedient because his brain was replaced with a potato, but he's obedient regardless. - Matty Malaprop

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Cellular communication may be highly technologically complex, but the messages it conveys are still fairly basic. - Matty Malaprop

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And in truth, I probably could not have written a concise, punny post title for this particular image, so I'm still a liar even in my attempt to act truthfully. Well shoot. - Matty Malaprop

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