God Shag the Queen

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Well, it looks like someone's still got a little Sex Pistol left in her... (horriblementalimagecannotunsee.jpg) - Matty Malaprop

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Does That Also Give You the Right to Free Touch-Ups?

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Fitting that one should tattoo that constitutional right on one's guns, eh? - Matty Malaprop

Who you callin' ugly?

Mitt Romney

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He's quite the catch, wouldn't you say? - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop

She Keeps Speaking French Instead of Spanish...

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There goes the baked guy with his doritos like always / the same old munchies and glossy red eyes. - Matty Malaprop

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