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clog,clogged,clogs,double meaning,homophone,literalism,sink,think
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Browsing Wikipedia for ~~inspiration~~ for my writeup for this post, I learned that there are many different types of clogs. Traditional clogs, clog sandals, clog boots (!), wedding clogs (!!), low heel clogs, and a giant four-meter long clog in Enter, Netherlands. This information didn't help me write a joke though... all it did was clog my brain with even more useless information.

... I'm going to go cry myself to sleep for having just cracked that one. I'm so sorry, everyone. - Matty Malaprop

cliché,double meaning,field,girl,literalism,out,outstanding,standing
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Well, maybe she'll trip and land in horse manure and then we can all laugh about that instead? - Matty Malaprop

bing,bing crosby,Crosby,double meaning,fill in the blank,literalism,microsoft,search engine
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It may be second in search engines, but it definitely upstages the Google Dolls in terms of musical talent. - Matty Malaprop

contraction,double meaning,draw something,literalism,peacock,pee,rooster
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... and now I'm thinking of weird euphemistic meanings for the word "plumage." Gonna go cry in a corner now... - Matty Malaprop

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