A Picture of My Pride and Joy

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double meaning,expression,Joy,literalism,pride,pride and joy
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I'm sure it's not what you were expecting, but hey, you can't say I was being dishonest! - Matty Malaprop

So That's How it Works!

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computers,double meaning,install wizard,literalism,PC
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You can take this one of two ways in my mind: The wizard is either remotely magically installing software for some wayward housewife living in rural Indiana (don't ask), or the wizard is grappling with a full-on existential crisis as he realizes his magic is too weak to install software and thus pales in comparison to the magic of the digital wizard living inside of his computer. Either way, lol? - Matty Malaprop

I Would Watch the Fork Out of This Movie

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cook,double meaning,film,hook,Movie,pan,parody,peter pan,photoshop,poster
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I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop

Will Smith's Career Takes a Hot New Turn

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question,surname,answer,smith,misinterpretation,blacksmith,double meaning,will smith,black
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Punmaster MasuHUN says: "Also losing some of his arm-ore."

Well this a story all about how that metal got flipped, turned upside-down... - Matty Malaprop

The Red is Raspberry... Right?

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double meaning,lemonade,lenin,literalism,prefix,stand,vladimir lenin
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It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop

Maybe He Can Sharpen Up and Try Again Next Year

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literalism,running,scissors,running with scissors,double meaning,politics
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It really is a pretty tragic story. Even his campaign manager resigned after he determined that Scissors was a danger to himself and others. - Matty Malaprop

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