Quite frankly I'd be far more impressed if this maid somehow found herself trapped inside an expensive plate. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like some clever customer literally did what it says on the tin. - Matty Malaprop
Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop
Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop
You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop
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