WHY ISN'T THIS A REAL THING WHYYYYYYYY

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WHY ISN'T THIS A REAL THING WHYYYYYYYY
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Any chance I have any readers who work at major food corporations? I NEED this to exist IRL, and I need it NOW. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: The Punavengers

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SMP CLASSIC: The Punavengers
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Um... Hulk Smash? Am I doing this right? #NoYouAreNotStupidModerator - Matty Malaprop

Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead

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Hate to Break it to You, But Your Mama's Dead
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Also, you may be the cutest spider in existence, but I'm still going to stomp the sh*t out of you if I ever see you on the street.

Love, Matty Malaprop

'Fire at Will!!!'

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'Fire at Will!!!'
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"Seriously you guys, can we fire at Lenny for a change? Or maybe at Charles. Help me out here..." - Matty Malaprop

Uh Yeah Okay Sure

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Uh Yeah Okay Sure
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Quite frankly I'd be far more impressed if this maid somehow found herself trapped inside an expensive plate. - Matty Malaprop

This Practically Doubles as a Flaming Lips Album Cover

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This Practically Doubles as a Flaming Lips Album Cover
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop