Uh Yeah Okay Sure

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China,double meaning,homophone,literalism,made,maid
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Quite frankly I'd be far more impressed if this maid somehow found herself trapped inside an expensive plate. - Matty Malaprop

How Appropriate

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crushed,crushed pineapple,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,pineapple
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Looks like some clever customer literally did what it says on the tin. - Matty Malaprop

Jacket Off

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literalism,gay,Before And After,opposites,straight,double meaning,straitjacket
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Woah woah woah! We here in the very LGBT-friendly city of Seattle far prefer the term fabulousjackets, thank you very much! - Matty Malaprop

I Have Money And I'm Going To Die Soon

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best,pickup line,pick up,pickup truck,line,literalism,double meaning
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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

Meohmygod...

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can,cat,double meaning,innuendo,ladybits,literalism,never mind,see,suggestive,tabby
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OH MY GOD YOU GUYS IT'S JUST A TABBY GET YOUR MINDS OUT OF THE GUTTER. - Matty Malaprop

Mac 'n' Cheese

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mac,apple,computer,cheese,and,macaroni and cheese,literalism,double meaning
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Why does this pasta taste like apples... ??? - Matty Malaprop

Make-up Time!

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suggestion,literalism,fighting,make up,conflict resolution,stop,double meaning
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You on the left, don't give me that lip, and you on the right stop lashing out at me! Both of you are being very petty right now! - Matty Malaprop