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Via: Shirt Woot!
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And this right here just further illustrates why I have always been and always will be a cat person. Cleaning up moon poo is the WORST.

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Via: Lovary
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... and our teacher's chairs, and blackboards, and whiteboards, and desks, and... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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And to think he would have said "inside you" if his gaydar had only given off a slightly stronger signal... - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

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By John P
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But so help me god if you're a pedestrian and you so much as put a finger on this vehicle-designated watch... - Matty Malaprop

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By jc2581
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It ain't no Yankee Hotel Foxtrot, but I guess I'll let it slide. Now if you'll all excuse me, I've got a lovely damsel to court. And by damsel I mean handle and by court I mean quaff recklessly until my eyes glaze over and I pass out in a pool of my own vomit. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Willa's World
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Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop