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By xyzpdq1
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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

You're fired!
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And one more falls prey to the dreaded phenomenon of spontaneous cottonbustion. - Matty Malaprop

By nbshark
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The weight becomes especially pronounced after you've consumed at least 1.21 gigashots. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Gemma Correll
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He's good with a gun, but he's better with gut bombs. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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I mean, sure, it starts off reading like the liner notes of a Black Eyed Peas album, but it gets very poignant and Joycean about 100 pages in! - Matty Malaprop