It's a Hole in One!

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It's a Hole in One!
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... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop

As Opposed to a Suffocation of Savant

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As Opposed to a Suffocation of Savant
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Too soon? Maybe. But on the bright side, most professors don't gain widespread recognition until YEARS after their untimely demises. Smith got his academic 15 minutes within 15 seconds of his passing! - Matty Malaprop

Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!

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Awww, That's No Milky Way to Think!
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It's okay planetary friends! I'm sure you'll all meet someone some day who will galaxy you all for the beautiful celestial beings you are! - Matty Malaprop

Sounds About Right

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Sounds About Right
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On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop

Something Like That, Sure

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Something Like That, Sure
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Does this particular watt of lightbulb make my butt look big? - Matty Malaprop