Sexual Predator

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Could someone please explain this whole leather couch meme to me? It's a bit of an Alien concept in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

And More Than a Little Creepy

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And here in one picture we have basically everything I hate about the Internet. I'll let you guys extrapolate from that statement as you wish. - Matty Malaprop

Socially Awkward Mummified Corpse...

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It's really quite a shame; every time he sees a pretty girl, he runs and formaldehydes. - Matty Malaprop

Read Until the End. It's Worth It.

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I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop

Were They By Chance Driving a Trans-Am?

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Is a Trans-Am even something you can drive? My name is Matty Malaprop, and I have no idea how to automobile. - Matty Malaprop

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