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He also deserves a slap in the face, but maybe that's just me being judgmental... - Matty Malaprop

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I wish I could sleep this soundly... maybe it would help if I tried playing Ambient music before bed? - Matty Malaprop

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For some reason I keep thinking those bags are tea bags, and the concept of steeping one's eyeballs in jasmine tea is really freaking me out right now. #LOLWUTMYBRAINOHGOD - Matty Malaprop

Anyone know who created this image? Let me know in the comments!

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Punmaster LaCucarachaBob says: "Even the sweetest of us feel a little empty inside."

Maybe he should start working out? I mean, I know a lot of people get depressed when they start feeling like fat lards. - Matty Malaprop

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