SMP CLASSIC: Real Love Seems So Far Out of Reach

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SMP CLASSIC: Real Love Seems So Far Out of Reach
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"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop

Laughing Gas

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Laughing Gas
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Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop

The Doctor's Tool of Choice

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The Doctor's Tool of Choice
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Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop

When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!

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When Urine it, Urine it To Win it!
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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

The Hardest Part is Always Figuring Out Witch Kind to Buy

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The Hardest Part is Always Figuring Out Witch Kind to Buy
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Not even gonna lie; I'm jelliez of his wizard swag and even more jelliez of his ability to use a bag of holding to bypass the pain in the ass that is hauling your Christmas shopping home. - Matty Malaprop

Cooking with Grillex

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Cooking with Grillex
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Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."

I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop

Indeed He Will

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Indeed He Will View Fullscreen
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Well wasn't that just so polite of him to cash out for his crime? - Matty Malaprop