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Good thing she never left that chair. Otherwise she might have ended up as Wander Woman. - Matty Malaprop

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You get it? It's a HIGH lighter. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL— - Matty Malaprop

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And here you thought he knew nothing about physics... more like General Science Wiz Kitteh, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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Say what you will, but I still maintain the best ever pickup line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, that's the third time in three years that I've fallen into a canyon river because my stupid stoner friends took my creys for help to be puns. Eff that noise, namsayin'? - Matty Malaprop

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Well I mean, it's not mathematically like dividing by zero... but I mean, consequences, etc. Fission is a helluva drug. - Matty Malaprop

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He may have screwed up the gift proper, but you have to admit the sentiment is still peary sweet. - Matty Malaprop