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By miloh
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Oh man, you're right! This pie looks terribly unwell... just look at those red spots pepperoni-ing his skin! - Matty Malaprop

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Either they printed the wrong label on my box, or I'm really out of shapes... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Pleated Jeans
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Fun fact: Pleated Jeans focus-grouped a more risqué punimal in the form of the womb-at, but it didn't resonate particularly well with his audience, so he cut it from his final version. - Matty Malaprop

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By Jkirch
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I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Sarchasm Comic
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Admit it: You totally thought of the "Pigeon Man" episode of Hey Arnold! after reading this, didn't you? - Matty Malaprop

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... and therein lies the perks of using a computer with convertible operating systems.

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By Unknown
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Maybe we just need to plan(k) a fun thing to do today. Establish some blueprints for the day, you know? It could beam fun! - Matty Malaprop

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