Oh, and Her Bewbs Are Nice Too

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But seriously you guys those owls are out of this world! - Matty Malaprop

So Worth It.

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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

It Does Look Pretty Easy to Get to Her End

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME!?

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Is this some kind of sick joke? Why is it that everything I do just isn't quite good enough for you!? (crey) - Matty Malaprop