Inappropriate, or Just Honest?

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Inappropriate, or Just Honest?
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You know what's really inappropriate here? The placement of the two text blurbs. NOT EVERYONE IS UP-DOWN DYSLEXIC, SUBMITTER. BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE NEXT TIME WILL YA? - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.

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BEST. PUNCHLINE. EVER.
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When I finished reading this pun, I audibly hyuck finned. - Matty Malaprop

The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones

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The Pinnacle of Phrasal Homophones
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Punmaster Ceesick says: "The most confusing day of the year at the convention center."

I simply could not bring myself to change Ceesick's title for this post. That's a faux-intelligentsian title straight after my own condescending heart right there. - Matty Malaprop

I Think it Could Be Fuller, TBH

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I Think it Could Be Fuller, TBH
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I mean, seriously, it's not even level with the bowl's brim! - Matty Malaprop