Play it again, Sagat. - Matty Malaprop
... as opposed to a "whole in one," because the idea of phenomenological tautology is probably well beyond the purview of this site. - Matty Malaprop
Too soon? Maybe. But on the bright side, most professors don't gain widespread recognition until YEARS after their untimely demises. Smith got his academic 15 minutes within 15 seconds of his passing! - Matty Malaprop
It's okay planetary friends! I'm sure you'll all meet someone some day who will galaxy you all for the beautiful celestial beings you are! - Matty Malaprop
On the plus side, high fidelity headphones are always faithful to their spouses, AND they'll take a bullet for any and all of their friends and acquaintances. - Matty Malaprop
Does this particular watt of lightbulb make my butt look big? - Matty Malaprop
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