Punmaster lizziepaquette says: "People tell me to get a GRIP, but I just CHALK it all up to this PUNSANITY that's been happening."
Boy oh boy, that stick figure really DOES NOT look good in spandex... - Matty Malaprop
And on the next episode of "Things I Really Really Wish Were Real..." - Matty Malaprop
Funny, I see two bottles of vodka, and my crippling fear of ladders just magically vanishes! - Matty Malaprop
Seriously, just don't. I can assure you that you definitely DO NOT want to double the Fines of Moria.
That's the most oddly attractive OK I've ever received in my life... and I kind of like it, to be quite honest with you. - Matty Malaprop
This joke may not be fresh, but at least its water is... #LameJokeIsLame #HowDoIStillHaveAJob - Matty Malaprop
A long drive sounds like a perfect way to spend an unexpected day off to me! - Matty Malaprop