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Why yes, I did trim my beard today! Thank you so much for noticing! - Matty Malaprop

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If a businessman with a rolling suitcase drowns, does that mean he's rolling in the deep? - Matty Malaprop

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Just a suggestion: You should probably take off your glasses before this scene starts, unless you want them to fall off your face. - Matty Malaprop

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What is this I don't even but posting anyway b/c JESUS JOKES ARE ALWAYS GIGGLE-WORTHY I THINK?????? - Matty Malaprop

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Well, I suppose their primary product line is intended for a certain kind of feline... - Matty Malaprop

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He's not above doing whatever it takes to preserve his illustrious and self-indulgent reputation. - Matty Malaprop

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Regarding your recent string of successful camping trips, I'd wager you're on a bit of a hot streak. - Matty Malaprop