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contest double meaning insult literalism pee suffix - 5485852160
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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

crochet double meaning literalism pork pulled pulled pork sandwich sandwich - 6517096448
Via Reddit
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The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

beautiful double meaning eyes homophone is literalism ogling Staring - 5199403008
By Unknown
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Oh, and your peepers are pretty cute too, I guess. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning face facepalm literalism Memes palm Palm Tree tree - 4839937536
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I have nothing against the mentally insane, but I really don't think there's a chance in hell that he and I could ever be fronds. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning literalism lolwut MI6 mistake no one surname trust - 5499760896
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The worst of it is that Top-Hat will never be avenged, because No-One doctored all the evidence pertaining to the crime scene! - Matty Malaprop

derogatory double meaning similar sounding tranny tyrannosaurus - 6508404736
By Fibers (Via Fibers)
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I don't even have words for this. Except for the words I just typed. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning ghost Ghostbusters ghosts literalism pac man - 5346760448
By muench
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Ghosts should no by now that there's no dumber idea than accosting a Ghostbuster who's Pac-ing heat. - Matty Malaprop