Everything is Sexy

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Everything is Sexy
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"Nice ass," I hooted, as I admired the newborn donkey in my uncle's barn. - Matty Malaprop

The Truth Hurts?

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The Truth Hurts?
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Or maybe, lacking any sharp edges, it just harmlessly bounces off? - Matty Malaprop

Blind Date

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Blind Date
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Yo Dawg, I heard you like blind dates so I set you up on a blind date with a blind date so you can date a date while you blind date! - Matty Malaprop

Well Chute, Son...

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Well Chute, Son...
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Thanks for putting my spirits in a state of free-fall, stick figure punmasters... - Matty Malaprop

Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me

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Seems Like a Fine Reason to Jump, If You Ask Me
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Death, or deathly punmanship. There's no winning when those are your options. - Matty Malaprop