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animorphs,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,pitbull,same difference,transformation
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Pitbull animorphing into a pitbull? What's next? Sarah Jessica Parker animorphing into a horse? #That'sJustRedundant - Matty Malaprop

darn,darned,darning,double meaning,literalism,sewing,terminology
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This piece of clothing wanted nothing to do with the whole unfortunate situation and the way it happened to unravel, but really it was in a position where it was darned if it did and darned if it didn't. - Matty Malaprop

spoon,serial killer,literalism,homophone,double meaning,killer,cereal
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Don't let his maniacal sadism wear on you, boys! We're bound to catch him in the act spooner or later! - Matty Malaprop

beatles,Beetles,double meaning,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,volkswagon
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Baby, you can drive my car, but only if you take it easy on the gas. Otherwise you'll make my guitcarburator gently weep. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,home,literalism,mobile,mobile home
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... and their baths, and their television time, and their family portraits, and... - Matty Malaprop

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