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By Pinds ( Via: Clarence McKenah)
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Though I hear their relationship is not at all without its share of pittfalls. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

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By dbfnq
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Ugh, the longboard meetings are always way more grueling than the shortboard meetings... do you think we'll at least get a lunch break this time? - Matty Malaprop

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Awwww, come on! What did that rainbro ever do to you, hungry fish-loving foiler? - Matty Malaprop

Aerosmith,double meaning,elevator,levels,literalism,love in an elevator,sex,wrong
By xyzpdq1
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I suppose if you're an exhibitionist then this sort of thing gets you about as Pumped up as Steven Tyler always is. - Matty Malaprop

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