But this Corona stuff ain't gonna fly! How about you have the barkeep whip me up a top-shelf Manhattan? - Matty Malaprop

It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster yelloweyesgreydragon says: "Prease rike this photo!"

Maybe this is why all of North Korea's rulers always feel so ronery? - Matty Malaprop

You had that appointment booked for months! I'm glad it went well for you! - Matty Malaprop

Dear atheists: If God is dead, how me a queen capture enemy king? CHECKMATE ATHEISTS. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Karin "Spike" Robinson says: "I can't really whip up a description for this... sorry to saddle you with it instead!"

I keep riding my brain for ideas on what to say about this, but I think my punnybone is out to pasture right now. - Matty Malaprop

Don't get trapped into buying whatever they're trying to cell you. - Matty Malaprop