Mana Leak

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Mana Leak
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What is this, Planar Chaos? Everyone knows Mana Leak costs 1U! And the idea of a green counterspell is just nonsense! Total color pie fail! - Matty Malaprop

Chain Link

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Chain Link
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It does its job, but please do take care to not pull on it with too much triforce, lest it snap clean in two. - Matty Malaprop

Know the Difference?

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Know the Difference?
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Today we're going to be talking about the important differences between upper and lower cases, but I promise you I'm going to keep this lecture brief. - Matty Malaprop

Execution is Everything

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Execution is Everything
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Even if you get left in the lurch, at least you've kept doing right by the rules of proper pun-making. - Matty Malaprop

Source: Cyanide & Happiness

Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!

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Stop Being Sheepish And Have Some Confidence in Yourself!
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If you keep working toward your goals, I'm sure everything wool turn out just fine! - Matty Malaprop

Sigourney Weaver

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Sigourney Weaver
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And here we have the acclaimed actress Sigourney Weaver. Get it? WEAVER!

Got Some Raw Beetz For Ya

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Got Some Raw Beetz For Ya
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Punmaster kaylawardle says: "After the bars closed in Atlanta, my friends and I were walking down the streets of midtown when we passed this random guy and his friends on the street. They invited us into their loft to continue drinking so we agreed without hesitation. Then this happened."

Beets goin' home at the end of the night, if you ask me! - Matty Malaprop