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coroner double meaning I see dead people literalism mortician past tense quote saw see tense the sixth sense - 5948058112
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My sixth sense is presently indicating that I should run the hell away from you... - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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... unless of course you're not an amputee, in which case I feel like a big jerk and I'm sorry and I'm going to go kill myself now. - Matty Malaprop

contraction double meaning Hall of Fame homophone literalism this will thisll thistle - 5672433920
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I know some people are deathly afraid of shots, but really they don't feel like much more than a quick prick. - Matty Malaprop

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

clog clogged clogs double meaning literalism toilet - 5493867520
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Seriously, I've had it up to here with the Dutch and the Amsterdams they build to block our waterways! - Matty Malaprop