"My real ladder would let me go on the roof! You never let me do that!" - Matty Malaprop
Well, it makes you laugh until you get really light headed and pass out on the floor, and then you start saying Uuh Uuh Uuh. - Matty Malaprop
Makes sense. Every night I've spent screwing around with this tool has left me Absolutly confused the next morning and wondering Who the hell that person next to me is. - Matty Malaprop
That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop
Not even gonna lie; I'm jelliez of his wizard swag and even more jelliez of his ability to use a bag of holding to bypass the pain in the ass that is hauling your Christmas shopping home. - Matty Malaprop
Punmaster Travis says: "Hard to trust him with the bass... he can't seem to grip it too well."
I'm not much of a dubstep fan, but I do WUB me a nice home-cooked meal! - Matty Malaprop
Well wasn't that just so polite of him to cash out for his crime? - Matty Malaprop
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