Is That a Threat?

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Seriously though, what makes a guy just up and RAM another human being with a bulky, glass-laden object? - Matty Malaprop

<title> Bad HTML Pun </title>

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Punmaster IUgrad505 says: "Cheezburger is great when you need a < br > from life."

I see what you did there, sir (ma'am?). And I appreciate such a < strong > punny statement. - Matty Malaprop

Are You Sure You Got the Poles Right?

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

Your Throat Must Be Foal of Phlegm...

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Pygmyponyngitis is a silent but deadly disease -- one that ought be feared by all Dental Floss Tycoons the world over. - Matty Malaprop

No, Really, I've Got Your Back!

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Sorry guys. I know this joke is pretty darn spineless. - Matty Malaprop