As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop
Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop
Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop
Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop
Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop
I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop
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