double meaning

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By rheems
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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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... and I'm not talking about this stick figure's horrible posture. - Matty Malaprop

I guess you could say that he's a bit plastic.
By Dobbydies (Via: mycardboardlife.com)
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Don't get me wrong, I love every anecdote you tell... but sometimes it takes me a little while to absorb them. - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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I wonder if Santa's helpers are just as husky as he is... - Matty Malaprop