I mean, the whole thing seems pretty straightforward and bass-ic to me. - Matty Malaprop
It's not all bad though. At the very least, they discharged him from the U.S. Oven with a Purple Heart baked into his frosting uniform. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sure there are endless possibilities w/r/t what you can fry up in a Peter Pan. - Matty Malaprop
I've never really understood forks in the road... maybe it's just me, but I've always thought they more closely resembled dowsing rods? But then I suppose dowsing rod in the road doesn't precisely roll off the tongue... - Matty Malaprop
So I can only assume Yao's dad is High Expectations Asian Dad? Everything is starting to make so much more sense now! - Matty Malaprop
... because the South is waaaaaaaaaay behind on adopting modern recycling practices. - Matty Malaprop
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