Perhaps We Should Tree Other People

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ä,adore,declaration,door,double meaning,homophone,literalism,purpose,similar sounding
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As my mother always told me: It's seldom inappropriate to chair the love you have for someone else. - Matty Malaprop

Better Than Bad Marimbas, Amirite?

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bad,double meaning,literalism,shorthand,slang,vibes,vibraphone
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Or even bad glockenspiels, for that matter. So much shrill plinking... - Matty Malaprop

What? He Had the Prettier Face!

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abraham lincoln,booth,choice,double meaning,john wilkes booth,kiss kiss bang bang,kissing,literalism,warehouse,wrong
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Who Says She's An Angel?

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angel,angel hair,double meaning,hair,literalism,pasta,variety
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Judging by her age, I'm guessing a very very creepy man bestowed that title upon her. Teenage hair pasta maybe, but I don't see no angel here. - Matty Malaprop

Well That Doesn't Sound Very Good...

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innuendo,dill doe,literalism,homophones,double meaning
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Doe, a dill doe, a female... toy? Oh goodness... - Matty Malaprop

They Are Many and Varied

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black,color,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,stereotypes
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Sure, there are a couple dozen here, but at least they're delightfully free of anything resembling menthol or fried chicken! - Matty Malaprop

Your Uncle Was Kind of An Ass...

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double meaning,homophone,homophones,lies,literalism,mnemonic,pair,paralyze
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I don't care if it's a cute mnemonic device, pedretta. Your uncle's explanation is FULL OF LIES, and for that he ought be punished. - Matty Malaprop