It's my favorite song by Prawnye West and Cray-Sea. - Matty Malaprop
So do you want me to pay you with money, or pizza? The lack of specificity here is killing me. - Matty Malaprop
We have agreed: You are a hipster. - Matty Malaprop
And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop
OF COURSE I WAS TALKING ABOUT FOOD YOU DINGUS! JUST LOOK AT ME! - Kim Jong-un via Matty Malaprop
... not to say that I'm going to go out of my way and find the video this screenshot comes from. Oh no. That would be far too easy. - Matty Malaprop
Looks like all the joy is gone from someone's almonds... - Matty Malaprop
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