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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

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Not to nitpick here, but I really need proof that this guy wears size 12 shoes or larger, otherwise this photographic "evidence" means stone nothing to me. - Matty Malaprop

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That a piss-off is synonymously known as a sword fight lends the word rapier a whole bunch of different awkward connotations. Ew. - Matty Malaprop

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... because last I checked, I could have sworn the expulsion of excrement was a subtraction from a being... - Matty Malaprop

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They can string together a hadron collider fast than you can blink an eye. Relatively speaking, anyway. - Matty Malaprop