You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop
Oh, come on, don't act like you didn't chuckle at this Capricorny joke! - Matty Malaprop
He was a perfectly good barrier between rooms until Snape cast the killing curse on him. - Matty Malaprop
Say what you will about the OS itself, but let me be the first to say that the Blue Screen of Death does WONDERS keeping the bugs out of your apartment. - Matty Malaprop
Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop
Here's an oldie but goodie from one of the Vlogbrothers. Because puns. Yeah. - Matty Malaprop
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