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By tonis
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And I go to the beach to stare at lovely mammaries. Now get off your high horse. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,homophone,literalism,toad,towed
By Ananymoose
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Ugh, by now it's probably imponded. Today is the wartst! - Matty Malaprop

arts and crafts,combination,crafts,double meaning,juxtaposition,literalism,martial arts,mixed,mixed martial arts,mma
By xyzpdq1
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Once you earn your black belt in MMAC, you'll REALLY be able to loom in the shadows, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

club,designated driver,double meaning,driver,golf,golf club,literalism,no thanks,refusing
By xyzpdq1
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The boys always say that an ol' ironsides like myself should be able to wedge in two or three beers before getting behind the wheel, but I know that kind of peer pressure is always a total (sand)trap. - Matty Malaprop

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He spent a good decade working in the banking industry, but a motion within his company to start charging farmers fees for their annual harvests was the last straw.

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