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trap,chinese finger trap,admiral ackbar,double meaning
By xyzpdq1
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No, seriously, it's a trap! HOW DO I GET OUT OF THIS DAMN THING???? - Matty Malaprop

bull,car,convertible,double meaning,homophone,literalism,suffix
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Consequently, the loudness of the annual "Bovine in Fine Rides" festival is rivaled only by the likes of jet engines and screaming children. - Matty Malaprop

Command,double meaning,edit,filter,knife,literalism,Photo,photoshop,sharpen
By A Person ( Via: Cracked)
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Anyone know the hot keys for "dice?" I keep pressing Ctrl+D, but all it does is terminate my food... - Matty Malaprop

dentist,double meaning,frog,frog prince,literalism,marriage,prince,princess,profession,regret
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You can't be too ribbitter when you marry into a family that could by all the flies in the Everglades, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

attraction,coarse,course,double meaning,homophone,horse,literalism,main,main attraction,mane
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Some people find Ed's act repulsive, but I'd argue that in fact it's a work of shear genius. - Matty Malaprop

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