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power rangers,head,too soon,Zordon,literalism,double meaning,Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Black Ranger never was the Alpha of the group, but he always did know how to put a smile ZordON everyone's face! - Matty Malaprop

ambition,cut,double meaning,failure,goal,literalism,slang,tool
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I mean, I know in your glory days there was no other soul who could ply like you, but you seem to have gotten a little rusty with age... - Matty Malaprop

classic,double meaning,homophone,literalism,robbery,runner,similar sounding,strawberry,suffix
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See? It's funny because strawberries produce runners and that is also a term that can be applied to people who flee police pursuit LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #OkayThat'sNotReallyVeryFunnyAtAll - Matty Malaprop

americanization,Bach,back,backflip,demonstration,double meaning,johann sebastian bach,literalism
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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,math,planes,too soon,vectors
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Some would call this post a tragedy. I like to think of it as an example of sweet vectory. - Matty Malaprop

ahead,card game,cards,double meaning,game,guillotine,head,literalism,spacing
Via: Punblr
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The peasants are revolting? You can say that again. #PunsILearnedFromWizardOfId - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,draw something,home,homerun,literalism,run
By failbLOLg ( Via: The Punking)
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So this one time I was drunkenly trying to Draw Something and my word was Shaq and all I could muster was a long stick figure and I couldn't even draw a circle correctly for his head so I blurred it out and then erased it and then screwed it up again and then dropped my phone so I just obscured the whole image with the word Kazaam. What I'm trying to say is: I'm really, really bad at Draw Something. - Matty Malaprop

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