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acronym,double meaning,laughing,literalism,lmao,mao,same letters
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A visual representation of ROFLMAO is notably absent here a cause de Mao breaking his hip the last time he tried that maneuver. - Matty Malaprop

double meaning,dough,literalism,lot,pizza,price,tag
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You know, a "whole lot" is just slightly less than a ton, but still considerably more than "a fair amount." MATHEMATICS! - Matty Malaprop

cliché,double meaning,fork,fork in the road,literalism
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... and I left it right where it was because ewwwwwwwwwww road food. - Matty Malaprop

john smith,pochahontas,dagger,double meaning,point
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I sword of suspected he'd be fool enough to crack a joke like this in such a situation, to be honest. - Matty Malaprop

caliber,cannon,circus,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism,retirement,Retiring
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Maybe he should just ride things out until he gets fired. At least that way he can reap a little unemployment before his retirement sets in... - Matty Malaprop

zebra,bra,homophones,double meaning,z,shape
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Zebras, z-bras, Zaireekas... they're all the same thing, right? - Matty Malaprop

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