I Guess That Explains the Sunglasses

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That's the M. Night Shamalamadoodlypop twist ending: Horatio is the victim! I guess you could say he deserves it, for all of the punishing burns he applies to other people. #Wampwamp - Matty Malaprop

Snow White and the Seven-Day Service

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If you're going to cling to an outdated medium, at least have a strong justificatory system in place to back up your clinginess! - Matty Malaprop

New Year's Resolution

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I wonder what kind of tragedy has rendered him to be like this... - Matty Malaprop

Sponsored by Jack Black

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Punmaster dbfnq says: "So I made the first pun that came to my head, and it just so happened to be..."

He asked us: "Be ye pale ales?" And we said: "Nay! We are but cornish (ROCK!)!" - Matty Malaprop

The Red is Raspberry... Right?

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It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop