It Does Look Pretty Easy to Get to Her End

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

A Very Kirby Valentine

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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

Banana Hammock

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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop