Wall I'll Be Damned

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bricklaying,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,laid,literalism
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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question,innuendo,answer,gross,choking,double entendre,advice,2 broke girls
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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Banana Hammock

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hammock,banana,banana hammock,double entendre,literalism,double meaning
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Looks Like Somebody's a Derivative That Wants to Lay Tangent to Her Curves...

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abbreviation,double entendre,Hall of Fame,mathematics,SEC,secant,sexy,similar sounding,sin,tan,trigonometry
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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job,innuendo,double entendre,generous,double meaning,interview,offer
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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