double entendre

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By xyzpdq1
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Like my Submarine?
By Unknown
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

By Unknown
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

By _C_A_T_
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop