Wall I'll Be Damned

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bricklaying,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,laid,literalism
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Harry Potter,comeback,innuendo,double entendre,schmexual humor
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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cliché,double entendre,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hot,innuendo,inside,literalism,toast,toaster,want
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop