Wall I'll Be Damned

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bricklaying,double entendre,double meaning,innuendo,laid,literalism
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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cliché,double entendre,double meaning,Hall of Fame,hot,innuendo,inside,literalism,toast,toaster,want
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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dock,double entendre,grindr,Hall of Fame,homophone,innuendo,peer pressure,pier,typo
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Sorin, Lord of Pickup Lines

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magic the gathering,innuendo,sorin,tap,double entendre,double meaning,tapping
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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descriptivism,innuendo,submarine,double entendre
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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