Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop
With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop
You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop
Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop
Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop
-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop
I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
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