double entendre

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

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Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

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