Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop
Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop
It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop
I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
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