Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Banana Hammock

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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop