It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop
Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop
Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop
A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop
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