Banana Hammock

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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: 555 Numbers Are ALWAYS Trustworthy

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A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

WARNING: This Image is Very Pr0nographic

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SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Gives New Meaning to 'Going Commando'

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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

Wall I'll Be Damned

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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop