Well That is Just FILTHY.

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

College Parties Are SO Predictable

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

This Post is Full of SUBtext

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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to Television Circa 2013

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop