Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb

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Just Let Me Know When You're Going to Crumb
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

SOMEBODY CALL HR!

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SOMEBODY CALL HR!
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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Woah! Chill Out, Harry!
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop