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descriptivism,innuendo,submarine,double entendre
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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Woah! Chill Out, Harry!

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Harry Potter,comeback,innuendo,double entendre,schmexual humor
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Banana Hammock

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hammock,banana,banana hammock,double entendre,literalism,double meaning
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Ivar the Chicken

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boneless,chicken,literalism,double meaning,euphemism,double entendre
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

Oh Grindr, You So Cray!

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dock,double entendre,grindr,Hall of Fame,homophone,innuendo,peer pressure,pier,typo
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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop