double entendre

You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

A big strong man like him can hang my gliders anytime, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop