double entendre

-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

Looks like somebody's feeling a little engorg'd, if you ask me... - Matty Malaprop

Do you have what it takes to be an hero?

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

I'm one of those who do, Siri-usly. - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop