double entendre

I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

Awwwwwwww yeah. Do you see what I D'd there? - Matty Malaprop

Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

Hey baby, let me show you my suplex. #winkyface - Matty Malaprop

Come in, come innuendo! We turn no one away (just over...)! - Matty Malaprop

Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop

This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop