double entendre

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By xyzpdq1
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

Harry Potter comeback innuendo double entendre schmexual humor - 7000163072
By Unknown
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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

bricklaying double entendre double meaning innuendo laid literalism - 6441333504
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

camo catchphrase coming double entendre double meaning Hall of Fame innuendo - 6218439936
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Don't let them feel you coming either, unless you're dead-set on accidentally a babies. - Matty Malaprop

boneless chicken literalism double meaning euphemism double entendre - 6697042432
By _C_A_T_
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

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I just hope they don't get too plastered tonight, otherwise I have a feeling the bro who's hosting the party's gonna have to scrape 'em off of each other in the morning. - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

came double entendre double meaning Hall of Fame innuendo literalism SOON timing too - 5382485248
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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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Via Reddit
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop