double entendre

You know, whenever I start feeling a bit blue, I start breathing again. Double Entendre at it's finest. 

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

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-1 Loyalty: You get an emblem that says flirting you control gets +1/+0. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, given their linguistically failed name, I suppose such punishable typos should be expected in such a place. - Matty Malaprop