double entendre

cliché double entendre double meaning Hall of Fame hot innuendo inside literalism toast toaster want - 5158984960
By xyzpdq1
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With a little advance notice, I'll be able to pop you out in time, and then we won't have to worry about unwanted pregnancy or yeast infections or anything! - Matty Malaprop

bricklaying double entendre double meaning innuendo laid literalism - 6441333504
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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

boneless chicken literalism double meaning euphemism double entendre - 6697042432
By _C_A_T_
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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

double entendre double meaning easy end innuendo maze new outfit penetrate - 4699620096
By Unknown
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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

hammock banana banana hammock double entendre literalism double meaning - 6898782976
Via Reddit
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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop

came double entendre double meaning Hall of Fame innuendo literalism SOON timing too - 5382485248
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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop