double entendre

You know, whenever I start feeling a bit blue, I start breathing again. Double Entendre at it's finest. 

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DON'T CALL THAT NUMBER MAN HE HAS A COMBOVER AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHERE THAT COMBOVER HAS BEEN!!!!!! - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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Can we please just go back to mono-fart jokes as the de fact form of lowbrow entertainment? Please??? - Matty Malaprop

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It also has a really long periscope, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

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This one pretty much speaks for itself, so I'll just say UM and leave it at that? - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, they really oughta bathe that poor donkey! It can't be comfortable with all that mud on its hooves. - Matty Malaprop

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You know what happens with skank mazes like these? They end up pressed against a table underneath a line of pens. #awkwardlyinappropriatewriteups - Matty Malaprop

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And here I thought these guys would never get their bricks off. - Matty Malaprop

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... aaaaaaaaaaand this is why I majored in English. My sweet nothings don't require solving for variables, hollaaaaaa! - Matty Malaprop

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Sex jokes and Harry Potter do not gel particularly well in my mind... - Matty Malaprop

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Good luck peeling these guys out of their comfortable napping spot! - Matty Malaprop