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pencil good point brand good point - 7009777408
By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

arhaus brand Hall of Fame homophones house literalism madness name our similar sounding song - 5275215616
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Not to be picky... but isn't this haus closer to the curb than the middle of the street? I think the song a lot less catchy... #puncrusher - Matty Malaprop

brand case double meaning literalism mondays - 6511788544
By xyzpdq1
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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

bow brand double meaning Hall of Fame hello kitty juxtaposition literalism Mitt Romney pet name shoop similar sounding - 5764570880
Via: T Polisher
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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning dryer excel explanation literalism program - 3943990528
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My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

adage brand cereal double meaning lemons life literalism name when life gives you lemon when life gives you lemons - 6533008384
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

star wars solo chewy chewbacca brand cup Han Solo cookies - 7101942016
By Unknown
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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop