What is This Pun I Don't Even

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chase,kitten,Chevy,brand,Chevy Chase,trucks
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I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop

So the iKia Breaks as Easily as the iPhone Then?

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If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the flavors...

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Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.

Taylor Swift Driving Down the Highway

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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop