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brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

advice,brand,car,cool,double meaning,impala,literalism,rap,sunglasses,type
Via: Liz Climo
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

brand,case,double meaning,literalism,mondays
By xyzpdq1
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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

brand,lift,literalism,schindler,schindlers-list,similar sounding
By Dan Q
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Despite the compelling story Ark, it really just couldn't live up to its hype as the blockbuster film of the Neeson. - Matty Malaprop

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