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brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

advice,brand,car,cool,double meaning,impala,literalism,rap,sunglasses,type
Via: Liz Climo
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Normally I hate drives that are always too eager to show off their ride's horns, but I can totally see why these two would be into that sort of thing! - Matty Malaprop

brand,brand name,cracker,double meaning,literalism,name,putting on the ritz,ritz,song
Via: Reddit
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

brand,calculator,david guetta,lyrics,song,titanium
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YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

star wars,solo,chewy,chewbacca,brand,cup,Han Solo,cookies
By Unknown
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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

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