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ben brand burn Hall of Fame J Jonah Jameson low blow peter parker rice sick burn Spider-Man uncle uncle-bens - 5425661696
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

accord brand car disney double meaning literalism model Pirates of the Caribbean quote - 6614611200
By Hazy
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

brand egg egg salad extremely prefix sandwich similar sounding title - 6357155840
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

bow brand double meaning Hall of Fame hello kitty juxtaposition literalism Mitt Romney pet name shoop similar sounding - 5764570880
Via: T Polisher
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The saddest part about this is the thought that it's quite probable Mitt's worth more than the whole of the Hello Kitty brand... - Matty Malaprop

apple brand computer double meaning Hall of Fame literalism - 6475334656
By Shelley (Via: *C*FP)
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop