Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop
I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop
TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop
... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop
I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop
Available at a grocery shoop near you. - Matty Malaprop
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