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adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

bounty,brand,bounty hunter,boba fett,paper towel
Via: Jason Heller
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

bison,brand,dyson,FAIL,literalism,misinterpretation,similar sounding
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

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