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apple,brand,computer,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism
By Shelley ( Via: *C*FP)
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

adage,brand,cereal,double meaning,lemons,life,literalism,name,when life gives you lemon,when life gives you lemons
Via: Punblr
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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop

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