What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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What An Eggsellent Yolk!
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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Does What it Says on the Label
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

True Companions

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True Companions
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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...

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I've Always Preferred Tonka in the Tunic...
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... but maybe that's just me. I'm still trying to Seuss this one out, really. - Matty Malaprop

What is This Pun I Don't Even

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What is This Pun I Don't Even
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I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop