Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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beer,bierbitzch,brand,double meaning,english,german,homophones,innuendo,this is a real thing that is real,translation
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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

Not Quite a MacBook, But...

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apple,brand,computer,double meaning,Hall of Fame,literalism
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At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

Simpsons Did It!

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brand,car,double meaning,homer,meaninception,odyssey,the odyssey,the simpsons,triple meaning
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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

German Engineering at its... Cleanest?

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boba fett,brand,fett,german,Hall of Fame,iron man,label,lolwut,soap,stark,surnames
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I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

Taylor Swift Driving Down the Highway

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brand,double meaning,literalism,name,semi,semi truck,semis,swift,taylor,taylor swift
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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop