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brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

boba fett,brand,fett,german,Hall of Fame,iron man,label,lolwut,soap,stark,surnames
By Unknown
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I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

brand,double meaning,literalism,name,semi,semi truck,semis,swift,taylor,taylor swift
By tonis
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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

chase,kitten,Chevy,brand,Chevy Chase,trucks
By Unknown
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I get it I guess but why is there a kitten I don't even... - Matty Malaprop

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