Low Blow, Jameson!

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Low Blow, Jameson!
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

Simpsons Did It!

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Simpsons Did It!
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Hate to break it to you, Odysseus, but your epic journey is simply old hat in the Simpsons universe. - Matty Malaprop

They're Both Clearly Over the Moon

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They're Both Clearly Over the Moon
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop

Imagine all the flavors...

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Imagine all the flavors...
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Sharing all the bowl. You may say I'm an ice creamer, but I'm not the only one.

He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs
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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop