Seems Like it Might Come in Handy

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My mother always told me that a wet spreadsheet was no kind of spreadsheet at all. I never fully understood what she meant... - Matty Malaprop

Schindler's Lift

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This TOTALLY hasn't been done a dozen times already... no... - Matty Malaprop

So the iKia Breaks as Easily as the iPhone Then?

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If that's the case, then I have doubts about how safe it is to drive such a vehicle... - Matty Malaprop

Why Don't You Go Where the Topping Sits?

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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

When Life Gives You Lemons

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Um... well... I mean... OH COME ON THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR YOU CAN'T MAKE LEMONADE WITH MILK! - Matty Malaprop