And Yet You Often Find Them on the Floor...

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'Hilarious' is Also an Acceptable Answer

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All the convenience of a first-class flight, with nun of the hassle! - Matty Malaprop

OMG SO SEXY

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Brand Flakes, to Help Keep You Visually Regular

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Available at a grocery shoop near you. - Matty Malaprop

He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

True Companions

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop