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brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

pencil,good point,brand,good,point
By Caitlin
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Punmaster Caitlin says: "You could make a pencil with an eraser on each end, but that would be pointless."

If by "pointless" you mean TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY AWESOME AND ENDLESSLY AMUSING, then yes, I agree with you 100 percent, Caitlin.

brand,egg,egg salad,extremely,prefix,sandwich,similar sounding,title
Via: Reddit
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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

brand,case,double meaning,literalism,mondays
By xyzpdq1
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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

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