You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...

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You Were SO CLOSE to Getting it Right...
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Sure, it's a little unwieldy, but the lint trap on this sucker is just totally awesome! - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!

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And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!
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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

German Engineering at its... Cleanest?

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German Engineering at its... Cleanest?
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I suppose cleaning battle suits would require a pretty supernatural solvent... - Matty Malaprop

Taylor Swift Driving Down the Highway

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Taylor Swift Driving Down the Highway
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It's not a lie if I vaguely but literally state exactly what the picture depicts, right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Low Blow, Jameson!

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Low Blow, Jameson!
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Like the whiskey he shares a name with, J. Jonah is a master at burning. - Matty Malaprop