Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop

At least it's unmistakably an apple computer. - Matty Malaprop

I'd congratulate your for you punmanship but I'm too busy giggling over the idea of Tingle condoms because I'm 12. - Matty Malaprop

I mean, I'd prefer it be Leica Rolling Stone, but there are more things ancient and gorgeous in the world than just Bob Dylan. - Matty Malaprop

YOU PEOPLE UPVOTED DAVID GUETTA LYRICS? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? - Matty Malaprop

Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop