Same Great Taste, Now With Added Innuendo!

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beer,bierbitzch,brand,double meaning,english,german,homophones,innuendo,this is a real thing that is real,translation
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Put this one down on the list of "things I'm glad are really actually truly really real." - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

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added letter,brand,comparison,contrast,differences,gtfo,Hall of Fame,letter,lolwut,meme,post it,post its,similar sounding,t
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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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brand,double meaning,literalism,misinterpretation,name,turtle,turtle wax,wax,waxing
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

But Have You Invoked the Right of Parlay?

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accord,brand,car,disney,double meaning,literalism,model,Pirates of the Caribbean,quote
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And WHY is the rum gone? And for that matter, give me your keys, idiot. - Matty Malaprop

A Case of the Mondays

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brand,case,double meaning,literalism,mondays
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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

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