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brand brand name cracker double meaning literalism name putting on the ritz ritz song
Via: Reddit
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OMG GENIUS IDEA OF THE DAY: POUTINE ON THE RITZ. BRB GOING TO MAKE FOOD HISTORY!!! - Matty Malaprop

brand double meaning literalism misinterpretation name turtle turtle wax wax waxing
By xyzpdq1 (Via: Cracked)
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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop

brand detergent double meaning high high tide laundry detergent literalism shoop tide tides
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I'm far more partial to Low Tides. Their music is really quite enjoyable! - Matty Malaprop