He's the Best Person to Call for Any of Your Bounty Hunting Needs

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I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop

A Case of the Mondays

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Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop

Best Branding Ever?

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But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop

What An Eggsellent Yolk!

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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

True Companions

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Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop

Does What it Says on the Label

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TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop