I'd hire some help too if I was as Fett up with searching for paper towels as this blogger seems to be. - Matty Malaprop
Coincidentally, I'm pretty well known around my office for having the Mondays on Fridays. So this feels fitting? - Matty Malaprop
But unlike post-its, breasticles are generally quite difficult to overlook. - Matty Malaprop
Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop
Together they roam the galaxy in their trusty Millenium Waffalcone. - Matty Malaprop
TOTALLY TRUE FACT THAT'S TOTALLY NOT TRUE: Turtles have incredibly hairy undersides, and regular waxing is mandatory for all good turtle owners. - Matty Malaprop
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