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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop
He also took the liberty of polishing Bruce's shoes while he was out. Miss Fancy Pants is a far funner loafer color than black, after all! - Matty Malaprop
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