BEST. TEACHER. EVER.

JOKES ABOUT THE JOKER! CLASSIC! - Matty Malaprop

No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

Bruce Wayne was many things, but an art connoisseur he apparently was not. - Matty Malaprop

More superheroes, up up and this way!

"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

This one's reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally long, but also pretty much what this site was created for, so it's worth a watch if you like Batman and/or delicious sugary death morsels. - Matty Malaprop