Holy Rusted Metal, Batman!

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Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop

Word Choice Matters

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I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop

The Batman Always Means What He Says

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He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop

It's simple. We photograph the Batman.

The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence
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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop