Not 'Hey Jude?'

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No, NOT "HEY JUDE." BECAUSE BATMAN, YOU DINGUS! - Matty Malaprop

The Camp Counselor is the BANE of Bruce's Existence

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"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop

Oh Come On, Superassman Would Be a Way Cooler Hero

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Of course, Superassman is merely his descriptive title. His superhero name? Gluteus Maximus. - Matty Malaprop