Robin: He's the sidekick Batman gets right now, but absolutely NOT the sidekick Batman wants. - Matty Malaprop
I'm sorry... you seem to be implying there's a difference between the two? Have you NOT seen the Tim Burton Batman film? - Matty Malaprop
... and then the whole freakin' pun would just come raining down in pieces! - Matty Malaprop
BEST. TEACHER. EVER.
He rises, he descends, but he sure as hell never stays in one place for longer than a hot minute. - Matty Malaprop
It's simple. We photograph the Batman.
"You merely adopted obesity! I was born in it, molded by it. I did not see a treadmill until I was already a man!" - Matty Malaprop
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