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I know it's kind of a classic at this point, but to be quite honest with you, I find Jurassic Park to be quite repugnant. - Matty Malaprop

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This post is destined to become an instant classic, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Don't get too cock-y though, dude. Women always send scrambled signals to guys after their first time. - Matty Malaprop

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They commenters really knocked this perfect pitch out of the park, now didn't they? - Matty Malaprop

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... but god only knows if I'll ever get the hang of combination lock condoms. - Matty Malaprop