sports

It's the weekend. You're allowed to waste time.

Remember baseball sex metaphors? How in High School Jessica H. was so cool because she went to THIRD base with CHAD? Well, the metaphors are getting a very funny revamp over on Twitter. It would seem people think the current "base system" is antiquated and a poor reflection of our stages of intimacy. It's 2018 and people have been going straight to what we used to say was a "home run." These tweets answer the question of what comes after our new "first base." They're hilariously telling. 

Jump into the meme stream and enjoy!

We all know gymnasts are tough as nails, but these screw-ups will make you have a new respect for this brutal sport!

Life is all about grappling with impending doom. Now there's a meme that very seriously depicts life's very real threats. "Butt Slam" predictably features a large woman in mid-air - just as she is about to land on the shirtless and blindfolded man below her. It's being used to describe both dangerous moments in history and dangerous situations in our mundane lives - such as staying awake too long scrolling through Instagram.