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It's a me Mario! If you've got a thing for the world's favorite animated plumber and generational hero, then you'll get a barrel of laughs and power up from these jokes.
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Boss instructs employee to clock out whenever he's not actively working: 'My goal is for you to have zero down time.'
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Job applicant hangs up during third interview after interviewer refuses to disclose salary to him for the third time: 'I need to make sure we're on the same page'
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Employee turns office clock back 10 minutes to make it look like she arrived at work 10 minutes early
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Mother-in-law gives $250 airline gift card that can only be used on a trip to Disney World with her, daughter-in-law wants to back out: 'I am a 35 year old corporate woman with no children. I have zero interest'
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Reader finds advertisement for streaming service in the middle of an eBook: 'Have some self-respect and read a real book'
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