DANCING ON A GRAVE It's like Alvin and the Chipmunks.
CYBERBULLYING It's even meaner when you use technology.
SO WHAT? Im a 43-year old male who logs on to a popular social networking site pretending to be a 16-year old girl and nobody congratulates me.
BECAUSE oh wait, he has a good point
PFFFTT who said men can't multitask
WAIT what?
E-BAY
EGG CLOUDS They hatch F/A-18 Hornets
RELIGION Her favourite technology
DAMN YOU THERMODYNAMICS Always ruining everything
PRINT QUEUE now it's empty
FACT You will check your keyboard
