technology

BECAUSE oh wait, he has a good point

THE ROBO-TOILET WHEN YOUR ANUS IS WORTH 1 MILLION DOLLARS

THE V8 BAR STOOL Why walk, when you can die.

TECHNOLOGY call it what you will, nothing changes the fact that a robot is watching you pee

OH GOD I can see into forever

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

PANTY POCKET Brilliant

FUTURE TECHNOLOGY you'll never know how it may ruin your life

CYBERBULLYING It's even meaner when you use technology.

APPLE INVENTIONS My $10,-mouse can do that too!

ORK TECHNOLOGY bringing one size fits all to a whole new level

EARLY MOBILE PHONES weren't all that mobile,