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FAKESTATISTICS They lie

ONE FEATURE IT DID HAVE You never had to spend a lot of time figuring out where you left it

HOLY CRAP That camera is amazing

FINDING JESUS is much easier if you have Bluetooth

Breastfeeding Videos

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FACEBOOK Just like Heroin......but worse

HEY, YOU'VE GOT A... Oh, never mind

BECAUSE oh wait, he has a good point

PANTY POCKET Brilliant

CROSS USB DRIVE Because Jesus Saves

CLEARLY SHOPPED You can tell by the fact that it appears to have signal with AT&T