star wars

A LONG TIME AGO in a casting office far, far away...

SOMEWHERE IN THE SOUTH on Endor

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK

WAIT You had to have notice the tie bomber to make that statement...

THE HARD TRUTH shooting someone in the face with a blaster ain't pretty

PIMPIN' IS EASY when you can choke a b*tch from across the room

CLOSE ENOUGH

FOOTPRINTS "But lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?" "Because," said the Lord, "Sandpeople always ride single file, to hide their numbers."

LIKE A BOSSK

TRIPLE DUMBA$$ that's clearly 17 dolars

ADMIRAL ACKBAR Much more exciting than your regular barista