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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

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True story: I have a friend who owns this shirt. He's exactly as nerdy as you'd imagine. - Matty Malaprop

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Also, if you play the b-side of "Animals" backward at 45 speed, you get to hear its fabled hidden track: "Millenium Falcons." - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe it's just me, but I feel like this joke is just a teensy bit forced. - Matty Malaprop

Set humor to ludicrous speed!

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Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

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They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

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I'd like to order four large supremes -- hold the mushrooms -- with extra Sarlacc. Name's Boba Fett. - Matty Malaprop