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Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

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It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

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Sorry to burst your Stormy bubbles, but I'm pretty sure those are still in Alpha. - Matty Malaprop

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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

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... George Lucas predicted the rise of Kobe Bryant? That's more of an accomplishment than Episodes I, II and III COMBINED! - Matty Malaprop

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Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

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When faced with his impending death while locked in combat against Darth Vader, Obie-Trice Kenobi parted from his mortal frame by simply saying Cheers.

Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!

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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop