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Matty Malaprop's Valentine's Day 2012 Agenda: Work. Go home. Cry. Listen to The Smiths. Cry. Eat ice cream. Cry. Listen to the Smiths. Cry. Fap. Cry. Eat ice cream, listen to The Smiths, cry and fap simultaneously. Repeat until it's Feb. 15.

It's Valentine's Day, and Cheezburger has a very special present for you!

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But Yoda lived in that swamp alone... do I dare think about the objects of his affection there? - Matty Malaprop

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I knew I should have cooked it a little less! It's hard to eat Wookiee steak when it isn't very t-Endor. - Matty Malaprop

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I still prefer the Stephen Fry version, but kudos to the creator of this comic, nonetheless. - Matty Malaprop

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As if my fear of flying wasn't already enough to disuade me from being a pilot, I'm told being in a TIE Fighter is like being in a big tin box(er). - Matty Malaprop