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If you're thinking canonically then you know that all matters of piddling are handled by Ackbar's second-in-command, Captain Rabkca. - Matty Malaprop

Unfortunately for Pikachewie, Thunderbolt is not very effective against carbonite casings... - Matty Malaprop

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Whole grain or white. There is no rye. - Matty Malaprop

"I love #YOLO." "I knOLO." - Matty Malaprop

You're free to think about it I guess, but my inkling is that the whole experience would turn out to be rather Sarlacc-ing. - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster thenameless1 says: "Life, liberty and the pursuit of bounties."

The D is silent, anyway. - Matty Malaprop

I suppose he always was the more transparent of the two primary droids... - Matty Malaprop

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Yep, that's definitely a bomb you don't want to be around at the time of detonation. - Matty Malaprop

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They led me right to it! All I had to do was string them along with promises of freedom. They were hooked on my lies as soon as I started speaking! - Matty Malaprop

Always make sure your LOLsabers are ready for battle!

Um, I'm sorry, but you're being really rude right now. Everyone knows he prefers the term "huskysaber!" - Matty Malaprop

Before you even ask; yes, he high-fived first. - Matty Malaprop

It's not the facelessness that's most frightening here, it's the realization that James Earl Jones would make a TERRIFYING Slenderman voice actor. - Matty Malaprop

Having a photo to remind you finally did the Jedi Mind Trick in helping you remember which droids to search out. Your Sith leader must be so proud! - Matty Malaprop