star wars

CHOCOLATE now Darth Vader's favorite food

It's Okay that's not a lightsaber

DARTH VADER Is corrupt

FREDDIE MERCURY IS RIDING DARTH VADER your argument is invalid

TK421 Not at his post

OTHER REASONS FOR STRIPPING: Your boyfriend is in jail, your home has been levelled, and your brother got his hand cut off in a turf war, leaving you to look after two droids and a wookie

LAMBDA-CLASS SHUTTLE This is not one.

SUCCESS when you're rich and powerful enough to own Carrie Fisher in a bikini on a chain leash, that's a "Jabba" well done.

AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT TO BE A STORMTROOPER?