stairs
Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.
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Parents threaten to cut their 20-year-old daughter off if she goes to New York City for 10 days for a fully-funded research trip: 'My role in my family makes me like a 3rd parent, yet I am micromanaged like a child.'
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Boss berates stellar employee for leaving at 4:55, says 'optics matter': 'I've never missed a deadline'
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PhD student is forced to thank his university in his thesis, uses the acknowledgment section to vent years of frustration and get the last word: ‘They taught me how to do it without them’
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Coworker dominates workplace over manager, new employee struggles to adapt: 'I left feeling embarrassed and intimidated'
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Mom refuses to pick up her 10-year-old daughter's friend from camp after his dad failed to reply to any of her confirmation messages: 'I didn’t feel comfortable taking his child'
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