ACCOMODATION nice try but you're doing it wrong
IN AMERICA even killer robots won't use the stairs
SLIDE FAIL? I believe you mean stairs WIN
IN CASE OF FIRE know your exit.
MEANWHILE in america.
ACTUALLY I feel like breaking a slinky record
DEAR DIARY jackpot
ESCHER'S WAY OF LIFE you're doing it right
NOPE just another "stairs" sign in silent hill
WELL THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM
IF IT BLEEDS we can kill it
SEEMS LEGIT
