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Take the stairs, not the elevator. Great for your health, and for a makeshift workout when you're stuck at home, just make sure to take them one at a time, you wouldn't want to trip over some of these multi-leveled puns.

SpikeySan
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It's Stairibly Impolite!

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By SpikeySan
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I hate to break it to you, Mr. Doodle-Guy, but you probably brought those bedroom eyes upon yourself. There are steps you can take to prevent such things, you know... - Matty Malaprop

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Fixed It!

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Trufax: Sign "i"s cost $12.50 a piece. Sign periods cost a dollar just! - Matty Malaprop

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Willow Smith and the Sorcerer's Stone

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Via Julia Segal
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Further proof that Sirius was always a member of the M.I.B., if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

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Take the Stairs

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By Unknown
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