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Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Dad faces judgment for refusing to include son's 9-year-old friend in activities because he isn't fully potty trained: 'That is not my responsibility'
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Mom pressures 18-year-old daughter to give her 20-year-old brother $2700 to cover his rent: 'I don’t believe I’ll see that money again'
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Manager demands front desk employee arrive at 7:53 but won't pay them until 8:00, resulting in 7 minutes of unpaid labor each day: 'Do I tell him I know the law and stand my ground?'
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Woman lets newly-single sister stay with her rent-free, she sleeps until 1pm and get angry when sister makes her 7 and 4-year-olds breakfast: 'Wake up and take care of your [...] kids'
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22 American Flag Memes for Pumped-Up Patriots Stockpiling Fireworks for the 4th of July
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