soccer

I DON'T KNOW it's a bit of a reich

STREET FIGHTER Teaching soccer players since 1987

THAT IS A WOMAN though I guess you're not around them much

MULTI-TASKING you're doing it right

HEY THERE...

BAD IDEA Somebody's not getting laid tonight.

TETRIS the real life phenomenon

LESBIANS they don't like balls flying by their face

GORO cuz anyone can get a job

PROSTATE CHECKS hurt like the dickens

SOCCER Kind of like marriage. A whole lot of effort, and not a lot of scoring.

NARCOLEPSY can be a real b*tch

STILL not as gay as Twilight

INVISIBLE HORSE