Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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And Keeps Them From Tying it Up!

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Created by tpwnsteak


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Created by thurgood ( Via High Green Dawn )

This Girl is a Keeper!

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Via Reddit

He's a Meno Mother on the Pitch!

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Created by sammy1089

His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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Created by redlukas

That They're Plural Should Be Telling to Begin With

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