Puns

soccer

Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.

I Hear This Sport is All the RAGE in Europe...

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By Unknown
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And Keeps Them From Tying it Up!

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By tpwnsteak
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He's a Meno Mother on the Pitch!

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By sammy1089
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This Girl is a Keeper!

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Via Reddit
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His Blades Bend Like Beckham

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By redlukas
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That They're Plural Should Be Telling to Begin With

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By Unknown
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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL

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By thurgood (Via High Green Dawn)
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