politics

I'M A POLITICIAN I can cover my own ass

HAPPY COUNTRY Has run out of happy.

THE RENT Not the only thing that's too damn high

BON APPETIT

DISAPPOINTMENT when you know no one has put a h00ker under the podium

BILL OF RIGHTS Too long. Didn't read*

*But will use half-assed understanding to demand "freedom" for stupid behavior.

AMERICAN POLITICS since 1945

WEARS A TEABAG but don't call him a teabager

CONGRESS the ultimate in demotivation

AND THAT'S HOW you make it in politics

BEST POLITICAL ADVERTISEMENT EVER.