politics

CALIFORNIA The only place in the world where a foreigner in a banana yellow bikini briefs who's about to punch out a glass of cider while having his glutes rubbed down by a bikini-clad failed actress can become a three-term governor.

THIS is where I do my best thinking

AND THAT'S HOW you make it in politics

WEARS A TEABAG but don't call him a teabager

AND THAT is how you win in politics

TRUE CAPITALISM hasn't been practiced in either country for a very long time

POLITICAL LOGIC

CONGRESS the ultimate in demotivation